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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 8 points ago +9 / -1

Josey Wales: "Well Mr. Carpetbagger, how does it work on stains?"

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 58 points ago +58 / -0

"$500? - must be a peach of a hand."

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

He really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Tupperware under the tire - flashback to Kip and Uncle Rico testing their wares.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dating cardinal rule #1: No matter how good she looks, never put your dipstick in crazy; she will destroy both you and your child.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Holding the line' (keeping infantry lines from breaking) was critical in linear warfare - see 1776 & 1861.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now he knows how a TV dinner feels.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two frauds who act 'black' when politically expedient.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe wants to sniff the Munchkins.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then make the Indians pay for the Pilgrims health care.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give the Bidenites a 'Missouri Boat Ride.'

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's crying because someone at the gym is already using the 2.5 lb. dumbells.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has the teeth of a pirate.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 60 points ago +64 / -4

I read it as "public hangings..."

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