except I disagree with their arguments anyway so fuck their opinion.
reddit hates memes.
Let me tell you a story about our little spawn of regrettable decisions, George Soros.
George was hatched in the Euro underground of our grand lizard kingdom at around 1770ad. He is relatively young for our species and, like many hominids, at that tender-headed adolescence, thought he knew everything. He felt that lizards should control the "free" world of mammals and that we rightfully should rule the surface. No words or explanations could ever sway these silly ideas from his mind.
Like, we already do control the surface world of mammals to the extent that lizards as a species could be fucking bothered. It is a huge hassle; we all need to take turns being dignitaries and politicians. Every 20 years, someone must go to the surface as an inventor and push the mammal society's technological threshold. Then we must wait for the wars and conflicts that break out with these monkeys going crazy over whatever new thing we introduced before we can bring out the next giant technological leap.
I walked George through one of our intergalactic portals to Zerbika12, once hoping to disillusion him to his stupid motives. I showed him the flying cars, the hyperdrive spaceships, whatever you could ever want, you can have it here, and we have hundreds of these planets. But no, his head was so far up his ass about the Earth. If he wanted to legit conquer a planet, he could have taken some drones to one of the thousands of primitive worlds and play Godzilla all he wanted. But no, it must be Earth, the one place the Immortal Royal Parliament decreed that we would use for hatching, educating, experimenting, and observing. Mammals are fun to watch; I hate to say it.
So, where was I? Yes, George, he decided he would rule the surface world, and in the early 1900s, he took a skin suit to the surface and decided to play little boy Nazi, not even a fun one, just a rat. A sympathetic lackey. As a lizard, you can only imagine how gross it is to a lizard to watch another of our kind grovel to some mammal for a promotional venture. Btw the Nazis Japan WWII, it was partially our fault. We introduced amphetamines to the world to increase the speed of industrialization, and you apes could not fucking handle it. Moving on, George knew where he needed to go, and that was banking. Completely unimaginative, and let me tell you, he fucked our market systems we carefully crafted several times, the Parliament had it. His immortality was immediately terminated on his third economic collapse, and oh did he howl over that injustice as he called it.
Here is the thing, when a Lizard gets over-involved with the mammal world, especially going against our collective lizard designs, we decide that they get to be just another mammal, and the skinsuit becomes permanent. You can tell which one of you was a lizard once by the ball sacks under their eyes, a purposefully designed feature on the skinsuits.
Permanently imprisoned in a skinsuit, the newly minted mammal gets ball sacks under their eyes to debase them every time they investigate a mirror or glimpse their reflection. Mammals used to be very cruel about making fun of it too.
But times change, thanks to George, making sure everyone is super sensitive to each other's feelings.
So, there you have it, that's my brief story of George Soros. May he soon die.
it's uncanny actually
Imagine the grocery bill, or a Sunday morning at Denny's
It just has me second-guessing the nature of the beast we are fighting constantly.
Let's gooooooo!!!!!!!
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One could say that naked violence has resolved more disputes than any other force in all of history.
Take from them everything, and give them nothing in return
you gotta be a nutcase to let this guy continue breathing, much less making policy.
Sounds like my cat.
No, they plan on making citizenship meaningless
really fucking hate that game. The most important era of American history featuring some fictional native who is pissed off he has to talk to a white person every time we as a player get to meet key figures of the revolution. One of the earliest woke titles to ever be released.
Fuck the DLC featured George Washington being some tyrant who named himself king and you have to murder him.
if that is the case, that is just an opinion tweet, very well still could not be true no matter what
Do you really need a source link to twitter giving them ad revenue for just an opinion tweet with no article links?
should've replaced with something more permenant
used to be all my usernames and accounts during my edgelord youth
Anti-virus apps are a waste, windows defender does all the heavy lifting anyway. Common sense, spam blocking, and decent web browser is all you really need.
Don't forget Nancy Pelosi was in on the project from the beginning!
Authoritarians are all leftwing
IS that a glowstick in your pants, or are you just an ATF agent?
No Joe knows he's just the puppet, replace him Xi and you got the correct format.