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SpezIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can see the soy levels are off the charts from the dad even through the camera lens focus blur.

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SpezIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

How does a droid sense and coordinate itself in any environment? Very expensive and highly sensitive sensors. Do you think a flashbang is disorienting for a human? It will be doubly so for these things.

I built an EMP from a maglight capable of flickering by lights on and off with d cell batteries. Now take today's lithium batteries and put them on a strobe effect. Or set in on a mainline in a kill room trap.

Also, heat kills most things, and homemade napalm is extremely cheap and easy to manufacture. Land a decent portion on the sensor array, it may keep kicking but essentially useless.

we watched many videos of DARPA kicking and knocking over their bots to watch them get back up. But you haven't seen someone biscect them in their articulating joints.

Finally, they run on batteries, trap them, and wait for the power to die. Take it apart and find out the week spots.

edit: I'm willing to bet you can take them out with a paintball gun and a sturdy field knife. At a certain point it becomes a problem of cost, like $80k for the machine mass manufactured, after so many a down and manufacturing hubs bombed out it will be an impossible expense to manage.

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SpezIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if my mother inlaw was on the ship, I'd be laughing for weeks.

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SpezIsDead 2 points ago +3 / -1

Going on cruise ships is a mental illness. Read books.

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SpezIsDead 6 points ago +7 / -1

Joking about enjoying the act of abortion is just mental illness, not comedy, it will never be comedy.

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SpezIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm just jealous that I've never experience hitting a communist with a car.

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

not everyone can handle real social media

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SpezIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of all those Norm McDonald SNL skits shitting on Clinton and China.

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Park $4k shitty rv on street with questionable registration and possible bad license and no insurance.

RV: explodes and destroys building fronts

Owner: "Oh yeah better present myself and be fully accountable for millions in fines and property damage"

lol, this is some Fargo shit and you know it.

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SpezIsDead 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally, everything causes cancer in California.

Yet no one questions the fact that the common denominator in all cancer studies of cancer causations in California, is California. California is the cause of cancer.

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Joe knows he's just the puppet, replace him Xi and you got the correct format.

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SpezIsDead 34 points ago +36 / -2

Let me tell you a story about our little spawn of regrettable decisions, George Soros.

George was hatched in the Euro underground of our grand lizard kingdom at around 1770ad. He is relatively young for our species and, like many hominids, at that tender-headed adolescence, thought he knew everything. He felt that lizards should control the "free" world of mammals and that we rightfully should rule the surface. No words or explanations could ever sway these silly ideas from his mind.

Like, we already do control the surface world of mammals to the extent that lizards as a species could be fucking bothered. It is a huge hassle; we all need to take turns being dignitaries and politicians. Every 20 years, someone must go to the surface as an inventor and push the mammal society's technological threshold. Then we must wait for the wars and conflicts that break out with these monkeys going crazy over whatever new thing we introduced before we can bring out the next giant technological leap.

I walked George through one of our intergalactic portals to Zerbika12, once hoping to disillusion him to his stupid motives. I showed him the flying cars, the hyperdrive spaceships, whatever you could ever want, you can have it here, and we have hundreds of these planets. But no, his head was so far up his ass about the Earth. If he wanted to legit conquer a planet, he could have taken some drones to one of the thousands of primitive worlds and play Godzilla all he wanted. But no, it must be Earth, the one place the Immortal Royal Parliament decreed that we would use for hatching, educating, experimenting, and observing. Mammals are fun to watch; I hate to say it.

So, where was I? Yes, George, he decided he would rule the surface world, and in the early 1900s, he took a skin suit to the surface and decided to play little boy Nazi, not even a fun one, just a rat. A sympathetic lackey. As a lizard, you can only imagine how gross it is to a lizard to watch another of our kind grovel to some mammal for a promotional venture. Btw the Nazis Japan WWII, it was partially our fault. We introduced amphetamines to the world to increase the speed of industrialization, and you apes could not fucking handle it. Moving on, George knew where he needed to go, and that was banking. Completely unimaginative, and let me tell you, he fucked our market systems we carefully crafted several times, the Parliament had it. His immortality was immediately terminated on his third economic collapse, and oh did he howl over that injustice as he called it.

Here is the thing, when a Lizard gets over-involved with the mammal world, especially going against our collective lizard designs, we decide that they get to be just another mammal, and the skinsuit becomes permanent. You can tell which one of you was a lizard once by the ball sacks under their eyes, a purposefully designed feature on the skinsuits.

Permanently imprisoned in a skinsuit, the newly minted mammal gets ball sacks under their eyes to debase them every time they investigate a mirror or glimpse their reflection. Mammals used to be very cruel about making fun of it too.

But times change, thanks to George, making sure everyone is super sensitive to each other's feelings.

So, there you have it, that's my brief story of George Soros. May he soon die.

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine the grocery bill, or a Sunday morning at Denny's

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

It just has me second-guessing the nature of the beast we are fighting constantly.

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SpezIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

One could say that naked violence has resolved more disputes than any other force in all of history.

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SpezIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take from them everything, and give them nothing in return

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SpezIsDead 13 points ago +13 / -0

you gotta be a nutcase to let this guy continue breathing, much less making policy.

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