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Sphinx3peat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cooper was too busy thinking about sucking cock.

Because he’s a massive faggot.

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Sphinx3peat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melanie Trump once rejected $64 plate of food because it wasn’t how she wanted it.

How the fuck is this news? When I’m paying for food, it better damn well be exactly how I want it.

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Sphinx3peat 4 points ago +5 / -1

Veracity talks to the truth of something.

Voracity is the greediness of something. Think voracious.

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Sphinx3peat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those cops showed massive restraint.

If some fuckhead we’re running towards me with a knife (or any other weapon) screaming aloha snackbar, non-lethal options would be 100% off the table.

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Sphinx3peat 38 points ago +38 / -0

Thatcher never expected to be treated differently because she was a woman. She jumped in the ring and played hardball like the guys. She didn’t expect rules to be changed because she had a vagina.

That’s what made her successful. And also not being a retarded leftist.

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Sphinx3peat 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck does a motherfucking violent felon receive a security clearance?

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Sphinx3peat 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck were Utahans thinking?

They voted for an East Coast Elite “Republican”. Might as well be a fucking Democrat.

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Sphinx3peat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eliminating federal loans completely would be better.

Schools would have to cut their bullshit amenities and costs would be slashed.

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Sphinx3peat 24 points ago +24 / -0

They want us to be soy beta bitch boys.

Sorry, I enjoy lifting heavy weights and being physically strong. Fucking communists....

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Sphinx3peat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shit, the basis of my relationship with my brothers is calling each other faggot, homo, dumbass, dumb shit, etcetera. We get along pretty well.

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Sphinx3peat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Europeans were cave painting like 20,000 years ago. Africans weren’t doing shit 20,000 years ago.

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Sphinx3peat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until they hit the wall and their looks go the way of 2 month old milk.

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Sphinx3peat 131 points ago +132 / -1

If Republicans were even 50% as unified as the leftists and communists, we could have America in an amazing place.

2016-2018 should have been our time to push through a shitton of America-saving laws, but Paul Ryan is a RINO-cuck-faggot and Mitch is a bitch.

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Sphinx3peat 18 points ago +18 / -0

I want my President going to bed at 1am and waking up at 5am.

If he’s getting more than 4 hours of sleep per day, he’s not doing enough.

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Sphinx3peat 17 points ago +17 / -0

Of course it backfired.

Trump is the FIRST president since Ike to care for the American people first.

Ike was adamantly against war having seen it firsthand. He made massive investments in America and the American people.

People loved Ike because of that. And we love Trump because of it, as well.

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Sphinx3peat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brian “The Pedophile” Stelter covering up for someone? Nooooo, couldn’t be!

Dude looks more like a predator than John Wayne Gacy.

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Sphinx3peat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And us taxpayers paying her Sec 8, WIC, food stamps, etcetera.

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Sphinx3peat 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did you not? Gorilla glue has fantastic products. Their duct tape is great.

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