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Steelflite 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was that bell sound? I thought I was failing on the gong show.

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Steelflite 35 points ago +35 / -0

I think that’s an age thing. In school, if somebody made fun of my sneakers or clothes, I wouldn’t wear them again. Now, I’m like, fuck em, I don’t care. Wish I could’ve had that mentality thru life.

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a hypothetical situation, if I were a parent of a child that was killed in that school, I’d have a list of every officer that stood outside and ‘law abiding citizen’ each one. Or as many as I could before I was stopped.

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Steelflite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure the only thing he’d try to pry from your cold dead fingers is a bacon triple cheeseburger

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Unlawful Entry when he stuck half his arm up Madeline Stowe!

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Steelflite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong...they just don’t give a damn.

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a very small town, impossible for LEO to be unaware. They don’t blend in at all - they’re dressed in the whole distressed skinny jeans, nice sneakers, Tommy Hilfiger get ups. Aside from school age kids and the one homeless black man, you’d never see anybody else on the sidewalks. Now we have the illegal Hispanic bike committee 3000. I could be wrong, but it’s odd how years of nothing and now within a span of months, they’re just appearing.

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too well maintained to be camping. I’m sure they pooled their free money together and have apartments. There’s one Mexican restaurant in town, I know the people who own it and have never run into them outside the place. One day I saw 4 dudes walking down sidewalk. Thought it was funny. Few months later, saw 6-7 on bikes. Saw more yesterday morning on way to work.

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Small town in NE FL. Lot more Hispanics riding bicycles around. That’s up from zero, last year.

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Steelflite 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damon Wayans had a stand up special in the 90’s. He had a bit, complaining about the 50 dollar price.

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Steelflite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he’s a senile retard wearing ear buds from the early 2000’s.

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Steelflite 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope there’s some nettles in there…

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Steelflite 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pump the electricity, rigot!

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Steelflite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn’t this a Sam Kinison joke way back? “Their own assholes weren’t enough, they had to go in the fuckin’ jungle, find some fuckin’ monkey and fuck him in the ass…and brings us back the Black Plague of the fuckin’ 80’s”

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Steelflite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ain’t our president. Just some installed dipshit that we allow to destroy this country, since we can’t manage to band together and force the whole administration out. “Well why don’t YOU do something about it?” Because I’m a nobody with a voice very few would hear. Leadership and organization are needed and we sure as hell aren’t gonna get that from our own ‘elected representatives’.

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Steelflite 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s dead, Dave. Everybody’s dead, everybody’s dead, Dave.

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Steelflite 5 points ago +5 / -0

So basically we’re just paying to keep their country operational. Or just laundering. Either way, I’m being given a hard time to just collect 1k on tax return; I didn’t submit an additional form and was denied filing. Cock mongoloids.

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