I love the Democrat Party.
The Party always knows what's best for me.
I don't have to worry about anything, like thinking for myself or forming my own opinions, since The Party will do all of that for me.
The media is controlled by The Party, but that's OK, because The Party would never lie to me.
I have a device which is constantly on my person that monitors everything I say, and everywhere I go. It's perfectly safe, because most of the services on this device are run by The Party, so I can trust it.
However, not everything in the world is good!. There are people who would refuse to obey The Party, and that frightens me because The Party told me it does. But that's OK, because The Party will consistently remind me to Hate those who are not part of The Party.
So thank you, Democrat Party, for keeping me safe from those with beliefs that you do not approve of, and more importantly, thank you for keeping me safe from my own thoughts.
