by T100
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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, crazy mama. Now I’m awake to vote Trump.

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like the moderetard

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Storyteller 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hypocrisy, only at CNN!

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s look at some achievements of:

Steve Cuckman

-Always swiped left on Tinder

-Gets satisfaction from watching wife get banged

-Jealous of Chad Don

-Loves to watch little kids (He’ll make a great babysitter!)

-Part of the cuckiest 10%

-Eats soy every meal

-Wants to be Kevin Hart but looks like Chuck Norris with Down Syndrome

-An authoritarian dictator on Breadick but a pussy in real life

-Sucks off Chinese Money (mMm hOnEy!!111)

by Mwga
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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Bernie Sanders! Everything about him is so revolutionist! Even his initials are the stuff of glorious revolution! I l admire BS!

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Storyteller 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s A O Crazy!

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

She really fucking hates anyone!

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Storyteller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shithole Land - a haven for your favorite used needles and Hobo Raids!

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Storyteller 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Pelosi, what is 1+1?

Nency Belloosi: fivehh

So tell me why you are Speaker of the House.

Spazzing Belloser: I speakuh fuh bruh prees!

No STFU. Your climate change rules sucked!

Wendy Chillosi: muh mafia rulez!

Prison time’s coming!

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Storyteller 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dare you call Pelosi a bitch! I’ll have you know her proper name is:

Fucking Bitchy Bitch Ass Smashy Fancy Nancy Panderin’ Shithole Patricia Police Louise Pillbug Pelosi

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Washington fought the Englash. Jefferson bought from the French like a bussinessman! Ted destroyed Google before it was cool. Abe fought the racists. And now... We have The Trump (rightfully named) Card of the Century: Vanquish the threats to freedoers’ will!

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can add another legend just...onRushmore! (heh)

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rude Boner Gayberg can’t stand getting trumped by the power of A as in apple pie! Her anti-American self can’t take one more truth about her Pedobrat comrades!

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Storyteller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy confuses Xanax with candy. Nancy confuses booze with Mountain Dew. IQ 200...stewpidity!

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Storyteller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, kids! Want to be just like the empowering Nancy Pelosi?

California Kids: YAYYYYY

Then drink a lot and take lots of meds! And remember, Xanax is good for you!

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Storyteller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy: RIP!!! GEOTUS: Just another day at Clown World.

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