They couldn't work at Little Caesars, the mascot is a fucking white male and they'd be infinitely triggered. They'll have to work at Dominoes or something.
Gotta get upstates' securely hidden to make sure they don't use them.
If people get the drug that kills the virus, how will they blame Trump when the peak hits and they don't have 2 gorillion ventilators because they his them in a warehouse instead of distributing them?
Well, it's still technically a choice. The alternative just happens to be exile, abuse, and possibly death.
There's a reason they're so against sex-bots.
The problem is, a good portion of the American people CAN'T remember something that happened 7 days ago. They become Democrats, because they just believe what they're told even when it contradicts what they were told minutes ago.
Leftists and other anti-american infiltrators at every level fighting against a cure that was never supposed to be ready this quickly. The lockdown was supposed to run through November, let them cheat via mail-in votes, and use the sabotaged handling as the fake reason for Joe Brain-Rot winning... Then toss out the cure to everyone to miraculously right the ship as soon as they take power back.
Imagine going around putting up a small "Owned by China" sign... nothing else on it, just pointing out the thing you aren't supposed to notice. The screeching would be INTENSE.
They lost their Aussie pride ever since they got lost the Emu War.
The new procedure consists of him yelling "DON'T GET CAUGHT NEXT TIME!".
Nah, they can settle their differences by spitroasting a 10-year-old. Democrats only really hate Christianity because the values it espouses are the opposite of theirs.
They could just do both. Release the highlight reel, let the leftists screech that it was deceptively edited, then immediately release the full version. Turn them into total wrecks screaming about deep fakes.
Pretty sure very few people actually support Biden; they support Not Trump, and Biden happens to be the only Not Trump option the DNC is allowing them.
Trying to think of a good joke involving that time Ozzy Osborne ate a bat by mistake... Not quite landing it though.
People never think about it, you spend 6-8 hours of every day in bed (or you should!). That's a whole lot of time... Don't skimp out on your bedding. Your body will thank you.
China's dystopia is the natural end state of Leftism. The Leftist leaders don't actually care about most of the stuff they push, it's just means to an end to get the foolish on their side.
More likely they shriek like a wounded banshee, then post a video of them tearing the check in half on their social media of choice... After remote depositing it of course.
To be fair, it's entirely possible she was blackout drunk during the entire H1N1 thing.
The Swamp protects it's own, they'll cover him if he helps get rid of Drumpf.
The guy who runs the plumbing supply house we get our material from came back positive, as did three of his workers... My boss's boss is self-quarantined until we get a test back from him since he stopped there.
Sue them for 20 Trillion, then offer to settle for 1.1.
Most likely they'll cut around the answers they don't like (the good ones) and keep anything they can spin.
Sorry bout that, phone did a dumb-dumb. I'll nuke the dupe.
There is absolutely a valid reason for a census.
What we need to watch out for is blue states magically doubling in relative population and other shenanigans; it's a perfect opportunity for the DeepNC to sneak in a few extra delegates for themselves.
Could just be lifestyle differences. Democrat cities tend to be crowded and filthy because they're full of Democrats and illegals spitting, shitting and violating personal space. No filthy hive city, no wild spread.