Most of the ones I've known just stick to the it hasn't been done right schtick

I can only get so hard....

at least hide the stubble....

I’m about to make a lot of friends on Facebook very angry lol

just tell her your going to go masturbate but come here instead....

whats even more amazing is they haven't even come close to breaking him after all these years and bullshit.

I just Hate the commies tarnished what would of been a glorious landslide!