Citizens, the enemy is upon us. They have convoluted our airwaves, poisoned the education of our children and mangled our once hallowed elections.

The time to counterstrike is now! The country, our country, needs your help! Its time to educate yourself with the antidote to their nasty poitons. It is your responsibility to memorize Benford's Law, also known as The Law of First Digits, well enough to explain it elequently to your fellow citizens. Many are confused, looking for the light of your torch to follow. It is also your responsibility to memorize the 14th Amendment to the same degree! Integrate this knowledge into your class questions, your education plans, your conversations with neighbors. Do you know an engineer, a mathmetician, a historian? Ask them to teach you, not for youself, but to open their eyes!

Stay frosty citizens!

Benford's Law: The finding that the first digits of the numbers found in series of records of the most varied sources do not display a uniform distribution, but rather are arranged in such a way that the digit "1" is the most frequent, followed by "2" "3" and so on in a successively decreasing manner down to "9."

14th Amendment: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherin they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the law.

This is a friendly reminder the Electoral College decides the President, not the clown world media. Stay mad libs.