Those that can't say superstraight with a straight face, and those that can't say superstraight without crying! HAHAHAHA

And yes, superstraight is one word!

Stay mad loonies!

If your kid can choose their gender, then being gay was also a choice. Find one creature that is gay that stays in perpetual harmony with nature that cannot reproduce offspring on it's own, and hasn't gone extinct. Then sell that footage to hollywood because they've been waiting to prove this lunacy for YEARS and would pay you handsomely for it!