"Hey man, Jesus only gave us like, one commandment, bro, which is to be vaguely nice to each other. As long as you're vaguely nice according to the cultural standards of the time period we live in and completely ignore the Bible, you're doing a hecking wholesome Christianity ☺"

They started to patrol the Mojave, and they want it now.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But that's not real socialism! We need to try it again, but this time it will finally be 'for real' when it works! They were lying every other time when they said they'd put socialism in place, but we're telling the truth, so it will be a utopia this time!"

All hail the God of Science™!

Things will burn if he is convicted; it doesn't matter what will happen in the trial.

So when breathing freely and standing too close to other people becomes illegal, you should just comply so you have nothing to worry about? Wow.

"Get away from other people to not spread a disease! Oh, you're not complying? Let's get up close to you and hit you! That will help us #StopTheSpread!"

I used to kind of respect the CDC (not sure why), but this last year has really made me hate them. I'd totally be down for getting rid of a lot of these agencies, since they don't actually seem to help anyone...

Clowns. "I'll only follow God if this church I'm in will reaffirm all of my delusional beliefs instead of bringing me to Him!"

POV: You're clearly the good guy

Come on, I just wanted a chocolate calculator...

But don't you know? The only way you can see your family is if you get a medical procedure from Big Pharma!

There's a Home Depot logo on the store hours sign.

No, you bigots, she's race-fluid. She's whatever race she wants to be, which always just happens to be whatever would benefit her at the moment.

Hell world.

Hook, line, and sinker.

Pecking based, I'll have to keep this in mind.

FACT CHECK: Mostly False

Nobody can actually get this close anymore.

Beat you to it, I practically never watch TV or movies!

Mask in profile picture. Opinion discarded.

I'm in one of the states with the 5 really bad governors, so my hopes aren't exactly high for getting to breathe anytime soon...

amogus

I remember seeing some guy outside take off his mask and put in a cigarette.

Hell world.

Isn't this one of the dystopian parts of Cyberpunk?

Praise Science™!