I'll take "loaded language" for 500, please.

Wow, around 70% of them are saying "yes?" Actual clowns.

I remember seeing some guy take off his mask to smoke on my way to work. We live in hell.

Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?

Blasphemy.

BASED.

If this goes through, it will be a throbbing, fat L they'll take.

Fingers crossed.

"I'm sorry, but calling something a human right doesn't automatically render it immune to scarcity."

"N-No! You bigot!"

I guess this means my MAGA Man Minecraft skin won't have a good pun anymore...

Republican'ts.

Not sure whether this is satire or not; on one hand, it's super over the top and seems exaggerated, on the other hand, the lines between fiction and reality are very blurred now.

I used to think Liberty Prime was funny satire. Now I realize he's unironically based.

Huh, I guess I can say I was here for this.

I know Liberty Prime is supposed to be satire, but he's unironically based.

Man, I feel bad for the people who made their usernames based on Trump things. This place is going to get a lot more general now!

"Republican't" has been in my head for a while.

Reminds me of lockdown snitches, all of their morals come from their daddy government.

iOS 10 gang.

Don't worry, I haven't updated my old iPod in years!

Deleting my account is one of the best things I did last year.

Handshake icon: spotted.

Cringe: identified.

I mean, it's not like they'd have to hide it anymore.

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Doesn't matter how damaging something is for your image if you can print as many votes as you need on command.

Peck, you have a point.