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Suture_Self 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our arm is pinned under the boulder. It's absolutely going to need to be amputated, and it will absolutely hurt. We can keep trying to talk our way out of this, but it won't change. The democrats will run this country into the dirt and we will suffer. We must suffer. Only once we've lost everything can we feel free to do what must be done, which may cost us what little we currently cling to. Maybe taking one inch while they take a foot at a time is the wrong move. It sounds insane, and even I wouldn't do it, but maybe the smart plan is to vote for democrats so they can ruin everything faster and stop dragging it out. Then, we can rebuild.

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

Great idea. But if I raise a cow, that's got to be more valuable than you mowing my lawn for me. I can't just trade you a fraction of the cow. Maybe we can invent some kind of "unit of value" that we can exchange with each other?

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +2 / -1

How could any serious organization "invest" in crypto? Don't they know there is no underlying value to an asset that doesn't produce any cash flow whatsoever? The teachers should sue their union

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

Most popular president of all time. We are so fucked.

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Suture_Self 3 points ago +4 / -1

I thought he was botox catlady leftist neo-vagina owner

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +2 / -1

OK cool so you'll have no reason not to fully comply with discovery, then?

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +3 / -1

I just wonder if the reason their propaganda is so obvious is that they want us to notice it, because they want us to think that the situation isn't hopeless, they want us pacified by the thought that we could get out of this, they don't want 1776 v2.0 so they are trying to make us think it's not at that point yet

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, I wouldn't artificially place a time on it, but it ought to be in person, waiting in line.

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Suture_Self 6 points ago +7 / -1

It should be somewhat inconvenient to vote. Only voters who care and know enough about what they're voting for would stand in line 3 hours to cast their vote. If you don't care that much, then your vote isn't well informed enough to be worth consideration

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +2 / -1

If this happens, we're calling it "The Miracle in Arizona"

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

I just do not understand how the hell I was called a conspiracy theorist when I told other educated professionals that I wanted to see clinical trial data. What the fuck has happened to people's minds?

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

"I will make you hurt." a Nine Inch Nails lyric.

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Suture_Self 16 points ago +17 / -1

This chick is as smooth as greased butter what the fuck she could charm the pants off a snake

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

Massive win and our big prize is dr oz in the senate. Why must we fight tooth and nail for fucking table scraps. I want 500 Marjorie Taylor greens and I want them now

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm a nurse. I never gave a single shot. I raised the alarm and screamed at the top of my lungs about evidence-based practice, the lack of clinical trials, and the Hippocratic Oath. No one cared. When they mandated I receive the shot, I quit instead. Maybe I should have let them fire me, but I'm not a litigiously-minded individual.

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Suture_Self 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, I don't think I will. 🙂

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude really lives a completely one-dimensional life huh?

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