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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

It says "should they be penalized for murder [...] similarly to the penalty for first-degree murder"

Murder is already illegal, you dummies. Killing someone is not automatically "murder".

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pray that every trump vote is a fully red ticket. Let's take the house. It's time.

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Suture_Self 13 points ago +13 / -0

Democrats: The most important thing is that we say whatever we need to say in order to win.

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys the big trucks, proud flags, and sexy women are really hurting us. Maybe we can trick you into not having so much fun.

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Suture_Self 17 points ago +17 / -0

Chance the rapper too but he went back into hiding when the heat got turned up on him. Doubt he changed his mind though.

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone photoshopped an osama turban on him yet? I want to tweet it @jack

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Suture_Self 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep. Point is, the swamp isn't just deep, it's also wide. I don't care what party they are with, traitors need to hang.

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their emotionally-driven beliefs are more valid than his top level security clearance.

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +2 / -0

I support the police but anyone breaking into my home WILL be perforated.

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Suture_Self 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's ok fren I are stupid to we can be pals drink beers and vote orange man together laughing at stupid smarties

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah of course you're right but I just mean some legal bullshit way to effectively get to the same result

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Suture_Self 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did they have permits to post signage on that fence? If not, then these women are just cleaning up trash for free. Highly patriotic.

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to see barbara lagoa on the SCOTUS!

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Suture_Self 3 points ago +3 / -0

The republicans should push for legislation to expand the courts. Trump should veto it and sign something that permanently limits the court to 9 seats. Give a nice speech about how we can't be expanding the court in order to gain more power.

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Suture_Self 1 point ago +1 / -0

Election 2084:

"Mommy, who won?"

"Trump, honey. Of course. Who else did you think would win?"

"But I thought the average life expectancy was only 72?"

"Trump used Russian technology to make himself immortal."

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Suture_Self 21 points ago +21 / -0

If their ideas are so great, why do they need to trick their voters all the time?

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Suture_Self 10 points ago +10 / -0

Genius idea! Thank you! It's just so sad that you guys didn't come up with this last week when I could have used the advice.

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