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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only good thing coming out of Dallas is I45 South. It's Bush Rinoville that wants to be taken seriously by NYC.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, they've sold out and have moved to the burbs. Montrose is now chock full of shit townhomes with mattress stores at every corner.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Houston Millennials are absolute fucktards. I'm continually amazed at the absolute lies these folks believe.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waiting for Nadler to show up and order baby-back ribs.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 1 point ago +1 / -0

People were worried about his mental state back in 2012.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 6 points ago +6 / -0

The person they thought was rich was not. They ended up having to go to an assisted living facility and everything of value was sold to pay for their remaining years.

Putting off living one's life in the anticipation of a future reward at an undetermined date is not living.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 12 points ago +12 / -0

^^^^^ This! I have liberal relatives that lived their entire lives expecting that they would inherit a ton of money from a family member. It didn't happen.

Socialism is the ultimate codependent relationship.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm sure CNN or Microsoft NBC (MSNBC) already has a contract waiting for Wray-Wray.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a Houston Lowes today. A shit ton of idiots wearing masks. The funny thing is this just started to be a thing. 3 weeks ago no one was wearing masks, but then Herr Hidalgo issued her mask order and the lemmings started to comply despite Governor Abbot issuing an exec order striking it down.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 26 points ago +26 / -0

Twitter needs Trump more than Trump needs Twitter.

He's the reason those with severe TDS stay on Twitter vs. moving to another platform. Twitter should thank him for keeping their shitty little company alive.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal meat is quite versatile and will pair well with Red or White wine. Hell, given that most are white and communist you could even go with a Rosé.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 8 points ago +10 / -2

I'm proud to say that I am so out of the loop on gaming devices that I'd be hard-pressed to explain what the Nintendo Switch is.

Now if we're discussing the Atari VCS, 5200, 7800, Colecovision, or Vetrex, then I'm all ears.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, the 20% off coupon made it attractive, but the Harbor Freight centrifuge shit the bed soon afterwards.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary Clinton knows rapists @ inforwars.com

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SwampDrainerLocal911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary will swear that she never bumped into him in the women's restroom.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 51 points ago +51 / -0

That would point to the Wuhan Corona virus being a trade negotiation weapon that was developed and deployed in response to our tariffs on Chinese goods.

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