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SwampNessieBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wish I could gauge if winning was inherent in trans suicide. Mentally I'll person kills themselves and it's like, well we always knew he'd take that leap sooner or later. jk boys jk

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SwampNessieBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was an exhibition team The Washington Generals that said they would not play because Trump.

From the captain:

“Our league is the most popular league in the world and we have a lot of teams in the swing states. We know that we cannot directly pressure the President into resigning but if we can hold his approval rating hostage and make the people scream for his removal, that’s what we’ll do. Worst case is that we get him out in November. We have a plan for the rest of this season if we get our way and we have a schedule set to begin on January 21, 2021 if it comes down to it.”

This morphed into the NBA and later Lebron. Still funny.

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SwampNessieBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

They say baldy had more of an open mind after chasing down the perfect man. And when skater boy found out it broke his heart to pieces.

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SwampNessieBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seems correct from what I've seen. He shot the charging "shoot me nigga" dude in the head at the dealership. Then quickly realized he better high tail it to the police line as those approaching were demanding to know who shot him. Another body shot and blown off arm later, he made it.