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TDanonDJTJR2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone who recently quit JJ's after working there so long I am still in withdrawals missing my Jimmy Tunes over the speakers, your comment made me feel very reassured about my much-better-paying job here at the Publix deli. $3 more an hour than my JJ's 2nd assistant position and I'm not even a manager here... Publix deli is fun, the work is easy as hell, and the meat is so much better than Jimmy John's, especially since now the meat supplier is sending everything frozen as fuck.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's so fucked.... Burning down people's fucking paychecks....

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TDanonDJTJR2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a massive group of brave patriots attempting to minister to the darkness of Facebook. The founder's name is Zuckerburg. An internet slang term referring to blowjobs because of our hatred for this man is Zucc or Zucc'd or Zucc'ing, while a term for Facebook censorship is Zucked, although the other term may be used as well. People have gotten very creative with this: a meme which will surely be deleted by Facebook, for example, may be referred to as fresh Zuckini.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secret knowledge and hidden knowledge are not the same. The bible is a historical document subject to the same human corruption that pervades all others.

Historic "gnosticism" is subject to lots of manipulation and lies. Gnostics are embedded into every church, every religion, and we are steering people away from the more violent aspects of their religions.

We are the witches. We are the hippy mafia. We are the quiet nice people at church. We lead bible studies and emphasize the value of love and self-examination, working to reduce judgment of others. We do not wish to crush the dreams of religious folk but to bring their faith to completion. Through faith, deep prayer, devotion and even fasting one can learn the things of god.

Truthfully I tell you Jesus Christ was one of Us. And we are everywhere. Everywhere. Nikola Tesla, Russell Brand, Seth Rogan, Terrence McKenna to name a few.

Gnosticism and psychedelics are deeply connected. Typically if someone is still asleep I think of them, "they just haven't done enough acid/shrooms/DMT"

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TDanonDJTJR2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was a gnostic(lowercase g because it's not a religion and there are no beliefs), the physical world is inherently evil, and we were always seen as heretics. Jesus dropped all kinds of clues to point people in the direction of reality, things like "he who has seen me has seen the Father," telling us our bodies are holy temples of God and whatnot... Jesus himself was in fact a gnostic, and we the knowledgeable folk consider him one of the most critical persons who spread truth across the earth. Where you think gnostic teachings conflict with Christianity, you have fundamental misunderstandings of either gnostic teachings Christianity or both.

But this post was not made for you. See, if you are not one of us with knowledge of the hidden things, there is nothing we can say to convince or show or indicate reality to you. It is something you must discover on your own. We are not an organization of faith but of knowledge. If you do not know these things and do not therefore understand them, do not dare open your mouth to say "I'll politely disagree..." How can you disagree on something which you have no information regarding? That is the type of religious thinking which spreads through a brain like cancer! Your "polite disagreement" is your accidental spread of disinformation. Be careful, and guard your mind against falsehoods and defense of falsehoods like a fierce soldier mans their post.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tolkien is one of Us. We go by many names. Call us 4channers. Call us /b/tards or /pol/lacks. Call us anonymous, or the people of the Internet. Call us witches, call us The Crazy People. We are the gnostics, and we see the strings that are being pulled, we notice when people try to manipulate reality, we see the puppet masters and we are always three steps ahead of the Spider. For all of its frustrations, the powers of evil are below us. They cannot touch those of us who see. Our true name is the Gnostics. Tolkien is communicating to us in code while at the same time trying to clue people in. A core of gnosis is the awareness that the power which we commonly refer to as the Archon, that power which is commonly known as evil, it cannot create one goddamned thing. That is, if there is a drawing it can twist it and manipulate it. But given a blank piece of paper the Archon cannot make any sort of drawing etc., which is why the left cannot meme. This is very serious business to the lot of us. It is not simple political games, it is interdimensional warfare.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like wow, how did I not know about this guy? He has opposed Trump at every turn and now here he is faithfully opposing reopening America. Fuck this guy fuck everything about this guy, we need to recompile the Rhino list and make sure it is spread far and wide because I, I feel like I knew who all the rhinos were but apparently I DO NOT. We need to figure out what kinda dirt the Demonrats have on this guy as well... But yeah he needs to leave office fast.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is true.

I do not recommend intentionally entering into the DMT experience at all... But for those who have experienced the death of their faith from digging too deeply into their religion, it can be helpful to see behind the curtain.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit damn near killed me over Christmas. I posted about it if you want the details just click my shit.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

I spent 3 years as a hardline atheist from being 23 years a Christian.

Atheism sent me on a path investigating the very purpose and source of consciousness, the caveats of quantum physics as well as astrophysics, studying everything from quasars to quarks, from meditation to The Double-Slit Experiment.

The end of the road for me, where I found everything I had assumed up to that point to be completely wrong, was dabbling with the extraordinarily eerie psychedelic DMT, released in the brain in massive quantities when you die, in smaller quantities when you sleep, and tiny quantities ever-active in the brains of the autistic.

I had done LSD. I had done mushrooms. I had done 25-i. All in the name of exploring consciousness, I mastered all of these substances. DMT was, how shall I put it... Different. Worldview-shattering. Hyper-real.

Skeptics all over the world, even with advanced degrees and a professional opposition to DMT-related claims, have flipped complete 180s after trying DMT. It's very easy to say "you were high" but that apathetic argument holds very little water. Common themes include users reporting "an experience more real than life itself," powerful deep and profound encounters with extraterrestrial life, and reporting transportation into other dimensions. An experience entirely unlike LSD and other psychedelics, it makes all the others look like toys.

Then there is ayahuasca. DMT × 10-12 HOURS.

This experience wiped away my atheism with newfound Gnosis. I am now subject to the burden of knowledge which is commonly referred to as Gnosticism, and for the sake of simplicity I describe it as being a witch. True witches I discovered are indeed Gnostics, and I also gained the knowledge that Gnostics are hiding in plain sight in the ranks of churches across the globe.

The truth concerning spiritual things is so hopelessly weird and unbelievable and downright unrelated to living your daily life that it is far better that a person participate in any one of the "positive" religions, and steer away from all judgment of others. Asking questions gets you where I am. I wish I had never questioned my faith at all. Having all the answers I need, I wish I didn't have them at all.

We are in the middle of a terrifying battlefield of the war of good versus evil, a struggle where simple knowledge of the threat enlists you as a soldier for life. Knowledge ruins every hope you ever had for a normal life as you begrudgingly join the ranks of people you already knew about but see differently going all the way from John Lennon to Nikola Tesla. Gnosticism, from the perspective of a Gnostic, is plainly visible in many aspects of culture, music, and religion... You'll see many "spiritualist" movements, but they all stop short of the insane truth and stray into nonsense, each in their own way.

I still go to my parents' Christian church at every possible opportunity. They are doing what is good at these churches, that is pursuing the Light, though they do not know precisely the profound depth of what they are doing. Their cute faith.... But Gnostics enjoy the company of the religious very much. As a Gnostic you will quickly notice how, not having the time nor capacity to explain all of existence to all of the people, Gnostics who were seen as "prophets" founded pretty much every religion ever. Jesus was massively Gnostic himself as can clearly be seen even by reading the much-played-with and heavily edited Bible. The pattern seems to be Gnostic person attempts to establish a palatable version of the truth, people believe in the Gnostic and call him a prophet, some will even mistakenly worship them, and eventually someone else will twist this established religion for their own gain.

TL;DR: Gnosticism was the death of my atheism and nowadays I just wish I'd stayed my ass in church.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude... Right before Christmas me my buddy his wife and his kid we all got the worst fucking flu. Like I don't remember pain this bad from a flu. The worst day of it I thought I was gonna die... We all got it off this one bitch that went to my friend's family christmas gig, she made the whole extended family sick. Me my buddy his wife and his kid, we all quarantined ourselves. I spent Christmas eve, Christmas day, day after Christmas self-quarantined in a hotel terrified of giving this extremely virulent flu to anyone. Declining room service. Temperature peaked at 116. Whole chest completely on fire just crying from the pain and taking meds. And I'm a tough trooper.

My parents have zero doubt that it was the c19 bullshit.

And yeah the cough lingered and lingers still a little. Might take some azithromycin if that worked for you. I even have some.

Sad but yet somehow adorable moment: my buddy sent me a video of his kid coming out to her presents Christmas morning. An only child, she got every single thing she wanted. Elaborately spread out around the tree, nothing wrapped in their tradition. The video made me laugh and my heart hurt, as she walks in the room, ignores all her presents and just walks up to her mum crying.

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TDanonDJTJR2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uploader kept saying "post must be image, link or text" when I tried to just use the sexy built-in image host???

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TDanonDJTJR2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send her ALL the WuFlu memes, just absolutely overdose her with memes, see if her head explodes. Dump her with a prediction for the near future and calling November for Trump, say she's welcome back whenever she figures out how to separate good and bad information using the scientific method.

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