God bless our Based Pillow Merchant.

Nice...

Happy Kek Day.

Wow. Interesting read.

God bless President Trump.

And God bless Trump's America.

Pie Hole.

Surprised that the place hasn't been renamed Black Bear Lake.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?

Fuckin' nuts.

Yup. That cracked me up too.

And unless she announces her transition, no one will notice.

This is TRUE.

Great Hump Day chuckles...

"Old Hangtown" now "New Woketown".

Ha ha ha ha ha

Now head to the service station and fill up.

If you know someone who has had the WuFlu and wants to get the jab, advise them that they are more likely to experience negative reactions.

Several infectious disease MDs are sounding the alarm on this.

Sounds like a "Faces of Life" version of "Faces of Death".

Cracked me up.

Cheater in Chief is a post turtle.

Perhaps. Not easy to live through a close contact shotgun blast.

Could be. Had a relative (by marriage) attempt suicide by shooting himself in the head with a rifle.

Said relative was most likely drunk during the process. And he had used his toe to pull the trigger.

End result was a sizable centered vertical forehead furrow. Kinda looked like a finger run through frosting or spackling paste. The bullet traveled across the skull for a bit but no real bone damage.

"suicide attempt last night where SOMEONE BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF."

That's one tough headless human.

Yup. Your comment triggered an extra round.

I keep thinking of that jingle for that inane show "Extra".

Extras. Ha ha ha

Dr. Lawn Gnome. Hated by lawn gnomes everywhere.

LOOK AT CNN's RATINGS NOW!!