Because fuck the people.

It's the same attitude as leaving the seat up in the first place, man or woman.

It's a damn toilet. Close the lid.

That one downvote must be Asa.

Welcome the Natural State, pedes!

EDIT: Liking the Hogs isn't mandatory, but a great way to start a conversation with your new neighbors is "What can you tell me about these Razorbacks?"

The attorneys probably shit themselves when Walmart told them about demanding masks.

"You're going to do WHAT???"

Trash cans work just fine.

So, he has to be responsible for her not paying attention and falling in?

No one gives a shit. Just fly the chopper.

Hopefully no lefties snuck in.

For now.

That bet is so safe, you'd barely make any money off it.

I'm not ashamed of my country. I'm absolutely livid about the people in the government.

Why do I hear "Stuck in the Middle?"

You get what you fucking deserve.

Our spacetime continuum cannot handle this much slack.

I just read that as "Please piss here."

I thought it meant "West Side."

Barney was at least honest.

I kinda gotta give him props.

2A

The problem is that you can't trust government to get a conviction 100% right. Unless you have 3D IMAX coverage of the specific act, alongside an uncoerced confession, plus tons of physical evidence (DNA and otherwise), you can't even get 99% certainty. Only "beyond a reasonable doubt." And we know that people get railroaded into convictions, just ask Chauvin.

There's a reason I do not agree with permanent solutions like the death penalty or physical castration.

Where's the lie?

Yes, they do. Obviously.

Underrated comment.

Which means about 1.9% of Republicans approved?