Great read, but he is not hiding in NJ. Unfortunately this reads more like a fever dream of what we want to happen.
There is no way moves like this wouldn't have leaked, no way wrays FBI works without traitors.
The laundry machine thing is hilarious, but also, I feel , unrelated.
I pray to God it's a grenade, I just don't think it's anymore than a fairytale
I doubt the people voting Biden give a shit about other people