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TNRoundman 20 points ago +20 / -0

GFY, Judy!

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

File for refugee status in the US claiming political persecution.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Money is the biggest lie we've ever told ourselves.

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TNRoundman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ok, but only because you used the red flashy lights.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We said the Pledge of Allegiance.

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TNRoundman 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you choose to live in hell, don't start bitching that it's hot.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been seeing the USPS drive a lot of Mercedes Metris vans. They're so scared we'd shame them for buying Mercedes vans, that they replaced the Mercedes logo on the grille with a USPS logo. They think we're stupid.

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TNRoundman 7 points ago +7 / -0

They do hang pretty low, so...

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would just lose your shit anyway.

DELTA = Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

"chansgender" - Joe Biden 2020

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TNRoundman 1 point ago +2 / -1

You know why she's got those big ass, hairy ass warts on her face? Because she deserves them!

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TNRoundman 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was their plan the whole time.

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TNRoundman 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO thanks. Been there, done that. Voted Ron Paul. You can BE a libertarian, just don't vote libertarian.

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TNRoundman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet - pain pills, bullets, sugar, flour, and liquor. Money is worth nothing until it's spent on goods. After all, if the dollar collapses, society isn't far behind. You can't eat gold or silver.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doubt he could find it. I'd say Nadler has an "innie" at this point.

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TNRoundman 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long do you have to suck your thumb to get a set of teeth like that?

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