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In TX the Aussie restaurants that pioneered the Bloomin Onion have a dish called chicken fried steak (or chicken). It is the best I have ever had and you can only get it in TX. Other states I have not seen it. The best breading, cream gravy and more on the side. I can have this about every two weeks and it has not been offered for whatever reason in drive through. Get sweet potato & veggies. The Tex-Mex restaurants have been open for drive through maintaining the cravings. What are your choices pedes?

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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

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Staying at home really does help the healthcare workers. And God bless each and every one of them. Every single person who passes is a loss. And it is personal in this fight. And heath care is a hard battle--people want to keep doing behaviors that are harmful. Do your doctor a huge upper some time and do exactly what he/she wants you to do--lose weight or stop smoking or whatever. They will be so shocked and surprised and pleased with your success. Try it--it is so fun to watch their reactions as they celebrate with you and celebrate a personal success of theirs!

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I didn't see her but wondered if some one else did.

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Welcome back Rush!

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