Cry only because this farce was allowed to happen.

That was BRILLIANT!

I haven't bought anything in months. Screw them! Just canceled my membership.

I would be stupid good in some pop Warner!

Don't forget to blame Xiden as well, after all, he is our dear leader.

I loved Kentucky Fried Movie.

How many of y'all forget that Al Gore's wife, Tipper, was leading the anti first amendment radical group PMRC back in the 80's? The left hand always wanted censorship.

You owe me dinner, I just vomited mine up seeing that. A little warning next time, please.

P should be permanently

That was moving.

BWAHAHAHA!