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TeamMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Reeeeeee Pepe is in your luggage, literally terrorist turbo-Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!" Liberals everywhere

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TeamMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's funny af, but when did your gas price ever go down when we put boots on the ground in the middle east? Blood for oil is the left's meme IMHO. Wars are only good for all the guys making supplies. When I was in Iraq, KBR contractors running a laundry service on the FOB were making $90k to babysit a few Iraqis running washers and dryers. Yes you can do stupid shit like "laundry manager" and be paid at least 75% tax free.

Edit - those cocksucking leeches got $90k to be there and also got a portion of the profits from each bag of laundry. This chairforce FOB made me rethink my choice in branch of service. Ice cream bar at the DFAC, shit like Nathan's Hotdog's and Burger King food trailer in country with civilians running them....goddam flat screen TV's in the PX back when 1080 was what everyone creamed their panties over. Why they fuck do you need to buy a TV in Iraq like it's a fucking dorm room. Fobbit life must be glorious these days!

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TeamMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will literally MAGA until the day I die in a left-nut deep pile of spent brass! Eat shit and die commies!!!!!

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TeamMAGA -5 points ago +2 / -7

The reason bin laden was dumped at sea was because it was cheap. That is it. Nobody wanted some jihadis trying to get it back for propaganda... even our cucked out rinos and dems didn't want to try and justify the costs of killing him and then fucking the taxpayers harder with paying for him to rot in a box peacefully.

Edit - I would also like to say fuck you to OP for making me waste time going to settings so I could downvote this, fuck you to all the people with jet fuel can't melt steel, fuck all you a missle hit the pentagon people and all the rest of the dumb motherfucking conspiracy people! I would just like to say to all of you... Kiss my ass you dumb motherfuckers, now if you'll excuse me I gotta go home and pour some water in Buck Nasty's mom's dish. Good evening!

Also the 2nd paragraph should be read in the Chappelle's playa hater ball voice https://youtu.be/fKIwj1TQmFs?t=325

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TeamMAGA 32 points ago +34 / -2

That analogy was fucking garbage! The problem goes deeper, too many cops think they are the military and we are all enemy combatants. I would be getting tried for war crimes if I treated Iraqis the way cops treat their fellow CIVILLIANS in the US

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TeamMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty spot on for where I live as well. On Thanksgiving they called the cops on me for not wearing one, most they could do was ask me to leave or get trespassed.

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TeamMAGA 45 points ago +45 / -0

For bonus points look up how the CIA put Saddam into power and how they helped make bin Laden in the 80s our revenge to the Russians for they shit they did in Vietnam... and how once the $$$ stopped flowing, we were his #1 target. Thanks CIA!!!

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TeamMAGA 67 points ago +67 / -0

As a US Marine combat vet and someone who has had to clean up many CIA messses ( Saddam Husseinn and bin Laden) with my own ass on the line, I wholeheartedly support disemboweling every fucking one of those traitorous bastards. Just have to fight me to be the one doing the stabbing lol

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TeamMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

: Re: Zimbabwe Date: July 15, 2018 at 8:25 AM

Additionally, we have a friend who has the right to desilt 160 miles of the Odzi river which is located in the Marange diamond fields region. This is interesting because the primary purpose is to desilt the river. Thus, apparently this is not technically a diamond mine that requires any type of government ownership. The gentleman has indicated he would like to sell or create a jv as he is struggling with access to capital. He has told me that they recover 100,000 carats a month with roughly 20 percent being gem quality. I have not verified this but because of the location it seemed plausible.

Shady as fuck!!! Probably laundering blood diamonds!

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TeamMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably the 2 people voting democrat that Kyle made🀣🀣🀣

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TeamMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO crickey on rink, deport chinese scum

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TeamMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

At least 3 terms. We need one for all the stupid shit dems pulled and 1 -1,000,000 (Trump4Eva?) more terms to root out all deep state faggots and destroy them.

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TeamMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skip the first 30 seconds of bullshit

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TeamMAGA 6 points ago +8 / -2

That dude is probably 300lbs with a 3 inch penis lol. He is mad we don't go around committing multiple felonies and murdering fellow American citizens for his feels.

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TeamMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams!!! I heard they are offing 15 million minks in eurocuck Denmark for the weasel version of kung flu. They would probably pay you in gold to have a red-blooded American do the killing.

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TeamMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice,but it looks like death by ferrets -could be the cutest way to get eaten alive

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TeamMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how you MAGA! 100% exposure to sunlight or "sunlight in a can" - nuke it from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.

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TeamMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for telling us all how stupid being in a union is in 2020. Kids don't work at factories anymore and breaks are already required by law - unions don't do shit for YOU!

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TeamMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Popcorn on standby, let the commie tears flow!!!!!!!!!!

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TeamMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Had to comment because I haven't seen any love for Perfect Dark yet!!!

Obviously GoldenEye and Banjo were amazing too.

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