Do men actually like makeup anyways?
Haven't used makeup in years. Too broke to afford it.
Guys, she's just tired of the razor bumps in her pits. Oh and her fashion choices are an affront to anyone with sense.
He needs to sue his parents for giving him that face.
Line Wood will save us derpy derrrr.
I got so much shit from my husband because I said "the homos not pedos are abusing the alter boys, they're mostly teenage males!" and I got such a lecture about how homos aren't more likely to commit sexual crime .He is such a normie sometimes lol.
You KNOW those women are dirty downstairs.
chuckles in Oregonian
My mother is teaching/has taught ten millennial and zoomer children. We are all good workers and all of our bosses ask if any of our siblings need a job, never been in jail, never done drugs, seven are married by now and to the first or second person they dated and we are all patriotic as fuck. Yes, we are a little weird socially, we speak in a way that my boss said was "old-fashioned" and "out of time". It's worth your children's souls to have them be set apart a bit.
If I were writing a comedy and I needed "Elite coastal snob" character it would be this guy.
I will be. I'm pregnant and have a 9 month old and a toddler so I really shouldn't go. DEUS VULT
Her fridge costs as much as 6 months of income for my family.
I'm not a man but this gave me a chub somehow.
Degenerates say that to me a lot.
Sure, I just had two employees point and laugh at me assuming I wasn't paying attention and one clear as day said "oh okay Karen."
Congratulations thin blue line now you have zero friends.
Ok coomer
Don't take it up the crapper, THE END.