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TeutonicKNIGHT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't take it up the crapper, THE END.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do men actually like makeup anyways?

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TeutonicKNIGHT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haven't used makeup in years. Too broke to afford it.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to sue his parents for giving him that face.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 8 points ago +9 / -1

Line Wood will save us derpy derrrr.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got so much shit from my husband because I said "the homos not pedos are abusing the alter boys, they're mostly teenage males!" and I got such a lecture about how homos aren't more likely to commit sexual crime .He is such a normie sometimes lol.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 3 points ago +3 / -0

You KNOW those women are dirty downstairs.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 1 point ago +1 / -0

My mother is teaching/has taught ten millennial and zoomer children. We are all good workers and all of our bosses ask if any of our siblings need a job, never been in jail, never done drugs, seven are married by now and to the first or second person they dated and we are all patriotic as fuck. Yes, we are a little weird socially, we speak in a way that my boss said was "old-fashioned" and "out of time". It's worth your children's souls to have them be set apart a bit.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 25 points ago +25 / -0

If I were writing a comedy and I needed "Elite coastal snob" character it would be this guy.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 10 points ago +10 / -0

I will be. I'm pregnant and have a 9 month old and a toddler so I really shouldn't go. DEUS VULT

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TeutonicKNIGHT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not a man but this gave me a chub somehow.

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TeutonicKNIGHT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, I just had two employees point and laugh at me assuming I wasn't paying attention and one clear as day said "oh okay Karen."

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