by smast92
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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fight subversion with subversion. MAGA!

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Changing the language is all part of the plan.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe we're supposed to call them "modern sporting rifles" now so as to not ruffle anti-gunner feathers, or some such shit...

I say fuck your sensitivity, Black Rifles Matter!

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throwback to a bygone age...

Jerry Jackson was my jam. Back in the day.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would also think it's safe to assume the solar panels on any spacecraft are probably specifically designed for decades of maintenance-free operation in the exact set of environmental hazards that exist in space, and are consequently an order of magnitude more expensive than what's economical for widespread use on the ground.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because it's not about facts. It's about baiting people into saying something "raysis."

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me.

The only one I kinda-sorta go along with is the so-called "social distancing," but that's because I don't like random meatbags being close to me, and I never have.

I pay zero attention to the bullshit "stand here" floor stickers and aisle direction arrows where they exist, but random strangers have stopped closing the gap on me, and I'm okay with that.

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TheBeardsman 5 points ago +6 / -1

Rate my Skype room? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with people...

by Earlie
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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't allow auto-pay. I've been fucked every time I check that box.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Ruby Ridge look like a fucking church picnic.

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TheBeardsman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I may have been hassled going into a Wal-Mart today, but the soy's victim noises were muffled too much by his mask for me to readily identify I was being hassled.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

My childhood featured the 1995 VHS box set of the Star Wars Trilogy. "The original edition, one ... last ... time" as they touted in the George Lucas interview segments at the beginning of every video.

"Reaquiring" the trilogy for my kids now, you can't find the original version anywhere. Complete unobtanium. Watching the re-release versions was traumatic.

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TheBeardsman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Surprised the cat hasn't been eaten.

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TheBeardsman 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOA in this congress but I appreciate the effort. Truly.

I'd rather have based reps spamming doomed legislation than Mitt Romneys doing what they do best.

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TheBeardsman 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only correct response to "you don't need xxxxxx..."

is:

"Don't tell me what I don't need."

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TheBeardsman 8 points ago +9 / -1

"Highest peak" at 4400 ft. Lol.

Rockies go brrrrr.

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TheBeardsman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Variations of this tale have been floating around since Obama '08.

Funny, but likely just a joke.

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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

St. Michael the Archangel, defend our based cheese merchants in battle.

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TheBeardsman 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're right.

Communists aren't human.

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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's an insult to Walter. He would be 1000x better as a President as Joe Biden.

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