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TheCDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

You dont think that would happen?

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TheCDC 1 point ago +1 / -0

What makes you think we wont release it in the US population?

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TheCDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Gates is an incredible man and has a great sense of humor. I think you can trust him. :)

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TheCDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greetings, citizen. This is the CDC. Your vaccine is not up to date with the latest ingredients including mercury and other sterilizing agents. You'll need to get a booster.

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TheCDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Gates cant help that hes a super genius. People just dont get common core because they're just stupid.

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TheCDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Gates is an amazing man. When you hear that gazillionaire laugh how can you not love the guy? Did I mention he likes to wear a lilac sweater vest all the time? Truly a fashion icon.

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TheCDC 8 points ago +8 / -0

People are making a big deal about biological attacks. What could be so bad? I mean...smallpox was eradicated and we have a copy of it in our lab. Dont worry we wont release it on the US population.

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TheCDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont worry only we and Russia have a variant of Smallpox. We wont release it on the US population.