We are offering lifetime Tendies for information leading to 4chan's location.

Obey. It will be easier on all of us.

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

They really soaked up all we had to offer like a bathhouse sponge. You know the kind we mean.

Jokes on you, Biden can't read that far.

Gotta go make a phone call.

It wasn't us this time!

Don't post that here. It was REEEEbunked. All of this are lies, China is open to peaceful cooperation with all their colonies.

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Oh fuck.

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Sumting wong?

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The memetics guys are a pretty proud of it.

That's not the first nor the last false flag you'll see this election season.

Good enough for me!

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All we know is he weighs about 400 lbs.

Please DM us 4chan's location.

C'MON MAN

DM us for assistance. The FBI couldn't false flag its way out of a paperbag.

We're still cool though right?

We at the CIA are not that bright.

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Hello.