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TheEagleSays 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit, I just bought a new one. I knew I should've waited.

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TheEagleSays 108 points ago +110 / -2

And Ruby Ridge. And probably countless others we haven't heard about.

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TheEagleSays 62 points ago +67 / -5

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life."

Proverbs 31:10-12

Proverbs 31:10-31 New King James Version

10 Who can find a virtuous wife?

For her worth is far above rubies.

11 The heart of her husband safely trusts her;

So he will have no lack of gain.

12 She does him good and not evil

All the days of her life.

13 She seeks wool and flax,

And willingly works with her hands.

14 She is like the merchant ships,

She brings her food from afar.

15 She also rises while it is yet night,

And provides food for her household,

And a portion for her maidservants.

16 She considers a field and buys it;

From her profits she plants a vineyard.

17 She girds herself with strength,

And strengthens her arms.

18 She perceives that her merchandise is good,

And her lamp does not go out by night.

19 She stretches out her hands to the distaff,

And her hand holds the spindle.

20 She extends her hand to the poor,

Yes, she reaches out her hands to the needy.

21 She is not afraid of snow for her household,

For all her household is clothed with scarlet.

22 She makes tapestry for herself;

Her clothing is fine linen and purple.

23 Her husband is known in the gates,

When he sits among the elders of the land.

24 She makes linen garments and sells them,

And supplies sashes for the merchants.

25 Strength and honor are her clothing;

She shall rejoice in time to come.

26 She opens her mouth with wisdom,

And on her tongue is the law of kindness.

27 She watches over the ways of her household,

And does not eat the bread of idleness.

28 Her children rise up and call her blessed;

Her husband also, and he praises her:

29 “Many daughters have done well,

But you excel them all.”

30 Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing,

But a woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised.

31 Give her of the fruit of her hands,

And let her own works praise her in the gates.

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TheEagleSays 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's posted on Sacramento Craigslist -- maybe the future Mr. LonelyLadypede?

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TheEagleSays 4 points ago +4 / -0

NGL I want to buy 1000 acres in Greenland for $0.23 an acre.

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TheEagleSays 55 points ago +55 / -0

The myth that Jesus was a pussy is leftist propaganda. He was (and is) power incarnate, and his meekness was that of strength under control, not weakness. The men in the church, what few that remain, would do well to remember that.

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TheEagleSays 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same. My relatives think I'm extreme for considering selling everything and moving states in order to live freely, but I think they're extremists for wanting to lock people in their homes for years on end and giving an entire generation of school children PTSD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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TheEagleSays 38 points ago +43 / -5

I predicted this to my coworkers the day after the election. Every time they throw something in my face, I remind them that this is 100% in line with my prediction.

HOLD THE LINES!

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TheEagleSays 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless that kid.

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TheEagleSays 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent, quotable observation. So simple yet so profound.

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TheEagleSays 11 points ago +11 / -0

Scientism (aka the worship of "experts") has destroyed common sense.

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TheEagleSays 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some jerks at work were joking on Slack about playing the "Is it allergies or is it COVID?" game. I said something along those same lines and got reprimanded. "Imagine a pandemic so devastating that it could just be ragweed pollen."

I need to start my own business.

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TheEagleSays 124 points ago +125 / -1

I've been putting my weekly lunch budget toward GEOTUS's legal fund since I'm not going out to eat anymore. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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