Feels good, man.

If you look at me, you might see a normal dude. A medium sized man with good hair, okay posture, a bit of a gut. But that's not who I am on the inside.

I ... jeez. This is hard.

I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. I am officially transitioning from being a man to being a more masculine man. My true power has been hidden for far too long, and it's time everyone knows that I identify as a 210-pound rugby player with less than 5% body fat. To this end, I will be consulting with the fine people at the Atilis Gym of Bellmawr, New Jersey, or the trained staff at Fitness 1440 in Plantation, Florida.

I hope you'll all support me as I transition.