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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

A long time ago I saw a security report that quoted a Chinese general talking at a conference, a rarity, say something along the lines that the PLA knows that they train to invade America, their home will be the home of the brave PLA soldiers, their women PLA wives and their men PLA slaves.

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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use my 9th grade English teachers name for my password. I figure you never forget the first person you slept with. Come to think about it, she sure did know a lot of French for an English teacher.

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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s saying that Clinton knew 9/11 was coming and refused Bush the national security updates needed to combat it. They wanted it to happen on Gore’s watch so he could be the hero standing in the ruble saying “I hear you. America hears you. And soon the people that did this will hear you.”

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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem is they’re armed too.

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TheExpert1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Red 5 standing by.

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TheExpert1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you tell her how lucky she is. And ask her how she feels about Thanksgiving in Georgia.

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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need display cases. Where did you find them?

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TheExpert1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to dust off the constitution boys. This is going to be decided by the electoral college. Wait a second, it's always decided by the electoral college.

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TheExpert1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought For a second it was plugged in and my mind had an endorphin dump.

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TheExpert1 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is weird:

"I became physically ill or disabled after the deadline to submit an application for a non-emergency absentee ballot."

After the deadline?

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