Let me guess - someone stole your sweetroll. . .
That's because his doctor got him whacked out on speedballs. That's what you get for following the science.
The commerce clause is a sex slave in a government torture dungeon. That's how.
Experts say flu cases are higher this year because influenza was sidelined for most of the pandemic.
The youngest children have also not built up defense against the virus owing to a lack of exposure to good germs.
Lockdowns and masking are good, but also they're bad.
LOL she doesn't live in a hut in the forest.
That's why I'm an election denier. The incumbent dramatically increased support among minorities and women and got more votes than any other president in history, even the mighty Obama, but still lost to a guy who barely left his basement? You don't have to be a very stable genius to see there's something demonic slithering through the halls of power.
Nah, that's standard behavior for Chinese electronics.
It's clobberin' time!
Oh no, my precious followers! Now how will all the deplorable proles know that my opinion is more valuable than theirs?
This is the part where he says "welp, I tried, but institutional racism won so now we have to pack the courts" despite knowing all along that his promise to fuck over the taxpayers was both immoral and beyond the scope of executive authority. And his voters will fall for it again, because they've been relentlessly bombarded with woke propaganda insisting that they're perpetual victims who deserve gibs by any means necessary and that the solution to all their problems is more government jackboots "redistributing" whatever the fuck they please. And then they'll all be shocked when the leopards eat their faces.
The fact checkers must have been busy that day.
Have you tried turning it off and never turning it back on again?
The bill was introduced two weeks ago and there's still no fucking text available?
I have more bad news I'm afraid - disgusting silicone lips don't make you pretty on the outside either.
I live fortune cookies. The best part is going to a Chinese restaurant and pretending that I take them seriously so I can watch the waiter desperately try to avoid liability.
I'm still waiting for someone to be held responsible for the Gulf of Tonkin, so my guess as to what will be done about it is: jack shit.
They don't want amateurs screwing up their professional smear campaign.
First it was two weeks to slow the spread, then it was two more weeks, and now here we are three years later still suffering under COVID tyranny. The good news is that it'll only be for two more weeks...
We won't truly have equality until the first #e3d4c3 person is elected, because it's the precise skin tone of a person that really matters and not, you know, actually being the first to do something.
The EU has become the very hegemony it was established to prevent.
As are "developing nations", because pollution is only bad when white countries do it.
Cargo ships hauling disposable Chinese crap are exempt, despite the fact that phasing out a mere dozen of them would do more for the environment than electrifying the entire world's fleet of automobiles.
Fact Check: True
Fuckin' plants, always screwing up the environment. . .