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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rex Chapman is not on our side, FYI.

He's a pinko former NBA player.

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ThePopcornTape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro wrestlers do a better job of hiding the razor blades they cut their foreheads with.

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ThePopcornTape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I know who he is. But your wording made me think they were EATING them.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get the rest of that, but I don't understand "child-hungering."

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to make a Sammy Guevara joke.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beaver and duck expert.

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ThePopcornTape -3 points ago +1 / -4 (edited)

What?

EDIT: And that's what I get for not Binging this first. I get it now.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

I firmly believe Texas governor Greg Abbott is also compromised.

Why else would he keep this fucking stupid mask mandate going?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marina Abramovic?

"Spirit Cooking" Marina Abramovic?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dubya lost every lawsuit in 2000--except the one that mattered.

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +3 / -2

Is that really what happens? I thought the would-be VP gets sworn in.

What's the law on this?

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ThePopcornTape 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read that as "me trying to learn ageless beer"

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ThePopcornTape 15 points ago +15 / -0

Seth knew about Kevin Spacey and did nothing.

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

270 (sworn testimonies) to win

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ThePopcornTape 6 points ago +6 / -0

The vote counter started going into hexadecimal because we had so many votes for Trump that it broke it?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, sure, let the enemy know you've cracked their code BEFORE the big moment.

Let me know how that works out.

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