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ThePopcornTape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retro gamer here.

Chopper Command is a real game. It's basically a Defender knockoff for the Atari 2600, but it's way better than that system's actual Defender port.

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ThePopcornTape 0 points ago +1 / -1

Then do something about it.

We know you have the authority.

All you have to do is give the signal.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Sword bomb?"

Awesome if real, but I've never heard of this. Is it like a claymore mine?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I don't fear Trump losing. I fear him winning. He's an authoritarian tyrant."

Michael Berry

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ThePopcornTape 2 points ago +2 / -0

So why can't Jay Sekulow argue it?

He's 12-0 in the Supreme Court.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Please, vote your conscience."

Man, he actually has a chance to redeem himself for that NeverTrump convention line.

I never thought it possible.

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ThePopcornTape 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dan Gable is so awesome that the fucking IRON SHEIK sang his praises at the latter's WWE Hall of Fame induction speech.

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rex Chapman is not on our side, FYI.

He's a pinko former NBA player.

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ThePopcornTape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pro wrestlers do a better job of hiding the razor blades they cut their foreheads with.

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ThePopcornTape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I know who he is. But your wording made me think they were EATING them.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get the rest of that, but I don't understand "child-hungering."

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to make a Sammy Guevara joke.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beaver and duck expert.

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ThePopcornTape -3 points ago +1 / -4

What?

EDIT: And that's what I get for not Binging this first. I get it now.

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ThePopcornTape 3 points ago +3 / -0

I firmly believe Texas governor Greg Abbott is also compromised.

Why else would he keep this fucking stupid mask mandate going?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marina Abramovic?

"Spirit Cooking" Marina Abramovic?

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ThePopcornTape 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dubya lost every lawsuit in 2000--except the one that mattered.

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