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TheRealBarron_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he fell on his stomach officer so I had to roll him over

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TheRealBarron_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waiting for this to be posted to reddit as defender of freedom and brave

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TheRealBarron_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any source on the pork? I'm trying to find answers and I cant find anything

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TheRealBarron_Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

When you sell off millions like he did it takes a few months of paperwork and shit. So the question is, was it in December and possibly insider or was it before and he planned it before the virus.

He couldn't have sold it on a whim like you and I

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TheRealBarron_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's also saying the most visited site before is reddit. I'm assuming a huge chunk is us but a decent amount is also people jumping off reddit and coming here for the first time after reading a comment slamming us for being smart and rational

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TheRealBarron_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Real preppers" will just buy ale yeast and sugar and make pine beer like we did during the revolutionary war.

Supposing you live near a wooded area. And know which pine needles to ferment as some are actually poisonous

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TheRealBarron_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well first of all safe spaces are a millenial thing. Genz is the generation that looks at death and makes a meme of it.

And besides, I would go if I was in college and young enough. Fuck the quarantine. I'm not gonna live my life in fear when I'm healthy and young.

"What about spreading it to those that aren't healthy or young"?

Yeah, where was your worry with the flu? Swine? Avian? Mad cow? Spanish? Lyme? Zika? I'm not gonna cower every 5 years when a new pandemic strikes

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TheRealBarron_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it bad that the thumbnail made me think those were some thick booty muslims in burqas?

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TheRealBarron_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha she actually got mad at Candace Owen's a couple weeks ago because she wants to be the first female president, and I had Candaces speech at CPAC playing know the tv and she said Candace is gonna be the first female president

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TheRealBarron_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She will take after me and learn BJJ and Muai Thai with some freestyle and Greco Roman wrestling sprinkled in😁

She legitimately has won a game of dead arm btw.

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TheRealBarron_Trump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trump is getting pissed. He unleashed the media and they are going to run themselves right off a cliff. I would not be surprised to see arrests or fines or shut downs of certain reporters and companies due to incitement

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TheRealBarron_Trump 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think the absolute best thing about being an adult man is telling you to suck my fucking dick.

I'll enjoy what I want to enjoy while laughing at the immaturity you have to constantly worry if you can like ice cream because its "childish trash"

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TheRealBarron_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can I not have 2 tall boys at the end of my work week?

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TheRealBarron_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm ADHD and it runs deep in my family. I'm pretty positive she has it

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TheRealBarron_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

They were to busy on drugs to pick a side. I really picked a winner with my kids other half

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TheRealBarron_Trump 48 points ago +48 / -0

I have done this and this is the reason why I am a libertarian!

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TheRealBarron_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

The funny thing is, I'm 50% native American. My great grandma what the daughter of the chief. So naturally my daughter struts all over school declaring herself ha princess hahaha

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TheRealBarron_Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Get written statements from your family, friends and her family about how you take care of him. Record every single text and call you two make. Even if it makes you look bad. Feign sympathy with her so she can possibly be recorded confessing her addiction or whatever

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TheRealBarron_Trump 22 points ago +26 / -4

Frozen 1 and 2 were the correct ways to teach women empowerment in my opinion. They are the only post 90s disney movies that I like.

My kids favorite movie is the 40s Dumbo however. I have no idea why but that's her favorite and she is convinced Dumbo is a girl because of the eyelashes.

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TheRealBarron_Trump 143 points ago +145 / -2

I will and I have. She often asks me for "the real story" when it comes to school history lessons. Like I said the teacher is a good dude so I typically affirm what he says and go into more detail but she really has an amazing thirst for knowledge

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