That systemical racism, you gotta love it. Not any more, of course, can't have that. But I'll tell ya, back in '72 when I was elected in the Senate, Barak America would have been serving me a coffee and Danish in the train from Wilmington, and I'da been calling him George. We called all of 'em George back then. Easier. We had slaves in Delaware when I was growing up, I shit you not.

I said Danish, we didn't have those goddam Jewish bagels everywhere back then. Nowadays you want a Danish, you gotta go to a goddam 7-11. Feel like you gotta get a smallpox shot when you go in there. What is that smell, turmeric? Some goddam thing.

Barak's good though. I couldn't believe how clean he was when I met him. I thought he'd have some kind of farm smell. What the hell do I know.

We were talking about the new education program I’m working on when I'm president. "No Childs Behind Left Untouched" It’s called, or some damm thing. Great for the kids. Gotta have education.

Anyway. I want to thank my host, president of the Delaware Chamber of Tax Evasion for having me. Having me, gee I'd like to have your wife Tom. Great Rack. I kid, Tom, she's a great gal. Hair smells good.

So vote for me. I know my way around most of the time, everybody loves me, especially the kids and the elevator guy in the Russel building. I think his name is George.

Who will be the more eloquent speaker?