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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +3 / -1

He ain't your friend, trust me. He would put a knife in your back and a bullet in your head the first chance he got.

Have a higher standard in your life than the flotsam and jetsam on the zoological order.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

"I don't know who the fuck "Drumpf" is but I'm voting for Donald Fucking Trump and when he gets re-elected I'm going to knock your fucking block off with my two foot cock you dishrag scumbag leftist whores child. BTW, tell your wife to quit wearing lipstick. She keeps leaving rings all over my dick."

-OR-

"Yeah, I am. Cry at that, you stupid bastard."

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

I love how they tell everyone they're smarter than us when they're the same ones that went to college, took on over a $100,000.00 in debt, and got a worthless degree for their troubles.

If they're so smart then why didn't they go get a mechanical engineering degree or something that is in high demand ? I mean, hell, they are so much smarter than all us dumb cleetuses that it getting a degree in mechanical engineering should be easy, right ?

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 0 points ago +1 / -1

but but but I thought they were all smarter than us ?

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Come on! I want to happen, too brother. But it's been "this Friday" for two years now.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 6 points ago +9 / -3

From "Two Mules for Sister Sara":

Sara : Don't you want a woman of your own?

Hogan : What for?

Sara : To share your name, bear your children, be a companion.

Hogan : To ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling and save my money? And to bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks!

Hogan : It's a great life. Women when I want 'em and none with the name of Hogan.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 8 points ago +12 / -4

Never get married.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, I think it would. It would show that the fight to end corruption is starting to finally happen. The evidence would have to be damn good though. Enough for us isn't good enough for the stupid asses that sit on their ass and watch porn all day.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 12 points ago +13 / -1

It wouldn't surprise me if he calls a lid everyday the rest of the way. I mean, why bother to campaign yourself when the media is doing your job for you ?

It sickening. Shit like this is what will start a civil war.

by Graylik
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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hope that bitch gets gang raped by a pack of feral animals.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Remember the Titans. Because I won't.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nice to see Glenn Beck came to his senses. We're stronger with them than without him. We need all hands on deck going forward.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Rasmussen is shit, too. He is all over the place and has too wild fluctuations. In my opinion, all polling needs to be banned as it akin to electioneering.

by renz0t
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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's what I keep telling the owner of the company I work for. I tell him that regardless of the outcome on November 3rd, there are a small handful of employees that he needs to watch.

These are the people who would put a bullet in our heads and a knife in our back. He thinks I'm crazy, and maybe I am. But it doesn't mean I'm wrong.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 3 points ago +5 / -2

I read the synopsis; sounds like they made fun of the absurdity of it all. Of course, the left is going to say that Matt and Trey took on Trump when Trump isn't even in the show.

It's Garrison, idiots!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh, but they'll roll out the red carpet for scumbags and lowlifes like Cindy McCain and that weirdo cuck loser and that other worthless fatass.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hah! I don't even own a TV!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sounds like the name of a porno. Bare Back Bitches "starring" Ed Powers, Randy West, and Seka.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +3 / -1

It wasn't that long ago, actually. Obama hit us like a hurricane.

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