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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +2 / -1

Imagine if at 11am you go and fire up the Alex Jones Show and find the President sitting beside him at the Infowars desk with a yuge stack of documents.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does this mean I have to foot the bill for my guinea pig to become a woman?

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The_Almighty_Kek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hopefully he read it off the correct website this time.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice. I like the Bodease, Brain Force, X2 (along with Bio-True Selenium), and the Winter Sun vitamin D. I was skeptical but they actually are great products.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah voting isn't useful anymore.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're in the same boat. I think I'm going to do the same.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me neither. I want to kick every single one of those fuckers and start fresh.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably gonna pop an extra Dr. Jones Kava Chill tonight.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +2 / -1

This would be a preferable alternative to Biden at this point.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but likely of any protestors that they can identify.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

What...larping?

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same for me. I expected this from Pence. Not from Rand.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

He tried to what he could within reason. But our adversaries are beyond reason, and I guess Trump decided he just isn't that ruthless.

Welcome to the United States of China.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only had to kill ONE person and everybody's like "welp pack it up" and leaving.

Yeah they're real scared.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because you faggots are trying to take your world government communist tyranny and make it law by "electing" your lukewarm Chinese agents into office. You can't even find someone with enough energy to traverse the basement steps to campaign, so you had to cheat to get your way. I'm not going to live under communism. Ever. Sedition my balls.

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me neither, but A-MEN, A-WOMEN, and A-PACHE HELICOPTER.

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The_Almighty_Kek 31 points ago +31 / -0

LOL man libtard heads are probably exploding over the wording of that.

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