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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scott Adams is probably correct. 100% chance of re-election. 100% chance of coup. 50% chance that coup is successful.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kentucky does, I'm pretty sure. Bevin did away with the CCW permit requirements right before getting fucked in the ass by the teachers unions (sticking us with Kim Jong Beshear😭)

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've always been fine with the fact that gays and trannies exist, and I don't want to limit their rights, but you're right about this 100%.

If they only make up a single digit percentage of the population, why the fuck do games, the media and Hollywood constantly cram gay shit down our throats every chance they get? They are trying so desperately to make believe 80% of the population is secretly gay or trans, and it's annoying as fuck. The worst part of it is that their primary target audience is our country's youth. They're trying to confuse and brainwash kids into thinking they are also LGBT when it just isn't likely that they would be. I was always a pretty accepting person, but my acceptance is waning, and it's all thanks to these obvious subversion measures.

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump should sign an EO recognizing June 19th as National Virtue Signaling Day.

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The_Almighty_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah I just think it's the numbers of the universe working out. Meme magic ;)

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same here. Nobody really recognized it before this year. I just walked around my office and looked at everybody's calendars. Not a single one of them recognized Juneteenth. Even a certain calendar that listed literally every holiday right down to fuckin National Grilled Cheese Day.

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The_Almighty_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

My sneakers are over a year old, and the bottoms are worn smooth and peeling off. I keep putting off buying a new pair because money is tight. The government decided I can afford to pay hundreds a week in taxes, but I need to save so I can buy shoes. And I buy the $60 Chinese sweatshop bullshit.

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The_Almighty_Kek 20 points ago +20 / -0

Son of a bitch. I'm sick of people telling the truth and then showing remorse for doing so. Say it how it is and tell them to eat shit when they complain.

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The_Almighty_Kek 10 points ago +10 / -0

The best kind of correct (did i do it right?)

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damnit now I have "Voice of America" by Asia stuck in my head. Thanks.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then they met up, got peed on by hookers, and relaxed in front of the TV watching the Gorilla Channel.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always good to add some ironic context to a bad situation for comedic relief.

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

And whatever else they deal in (drugs, "favors", walnut sauce) surely brings them a constant flow of untraced cash for expenditures such like this.

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

omg me 2 there arguments made SO much sence that i turned! hail communism!

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why don't you try acting upon that space bar, Dick Shack!

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The_Almighty_Kek 15 points ago +15 / -0

That goes beyond crazy. That's in the "please firebomb our headquarters" territory.

I usually don't bother with boycotting shit, but I told my wife not to give these delusional fucks another dime of our money ever again. This is just ridiculous.

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