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The_Diesel53 6 points ago +7 / -1

I second this nomination!

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry. I got confused for a bit. I was thinking of turnips, not radishes. My bad.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is actually very appropriate. Instead of people they have flags. Those flags represent a bunch of non-existent people, and non-existent people is where they got all their votes from.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +5 / -2

Red meat's not really healthy. I was just trashing hippie liberal food. I'll stick to veggies, turkey sandwiches, peanut butter, protein shakes, and a shit ton of working out. Yeah, a lot of lefties don't know about cardio and working out. That's why a seemingly vast majority of them are a bunch of out-of-shape fat asses.

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The_Diesel53 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, if you want to see an impending Civil Engineering disaster, look at Three Rivers Dam. That thing is on the verge of collapse.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. It'd be like all those fucked-up failed Ripley clones from Alien: Resurrection.

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every single one of them looks the same.

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The_Diesel53 7 points ago +7 / -0

Radishes and Kale, the shittiest-tasting diet on the planet.

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, seriously, every single one of those motherfuckers look the same!

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The_Diesel53 6 points ago +6 / -0

God Bless America.

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a great slogan.

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The_Diesel53 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can't make this stuff up.

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