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The_General_Patton 0 points ago +1 / -1

Her face is full of acne scars. Even Fox does their best to make her look good. That should tell you something.

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The_General_Patton 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you think she is, we're lost. She's the DNC version of Romney. They want her to be the female Obama. She will twist the knife in America's back as a CFR Member and member of the World Economic Forum.

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whenever something unexpected happens in my life, this is the line that pops into my head... for 30 years. It's pathological at this point.

Life: "You can't do X. Y is not possible right now. Z is closed today."

Me: I guess the moose out front should have told me.

I say this out loud and people can't put put their finger on what I'm talking about.

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The_General_Patton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a friend who was related to the Bonaduce's. I actually met him.

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have a lot of Armenians in CA. They're very nice people, for the most part. If they accept you, they'll take care of you. Carolla also went to school with Christy Canyon, a very famous pornstar, and also dated Molly Ringwald's sister.

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The_General_Patton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you seen the clip where he's talking to Anderson Cooper about Gay Bathhouses?

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jon Bon Jovi - King of Cucks

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The_General_Patton 13 points ago +14 / -1

Also, "Can you guarantee our safety -- both yours and mine -- if I get this thing and it goes South?"

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The_General_Patton 36 points ago +37 / -1

I'd ignore it. If pressed, plead the 5th and tell your boss to speak to your lawyer because he has some documents for you to sign.

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