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The_Gibbon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn't AT&T say they might want to sell CNN? Buy it through a company that doesn't reveal DJT's position, then after the sale goes through, seal off the building and start blasting "YMCA" on the PA system. Then the Boss comes through to personally fire everyone. Put the firings on pay-per-view, I'd pay to see them crying and carrying their little boxes past security on their way out the door.

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The_Gibbon 1 point ago +1 / -0

He also sells Bleedstop coagulant powder, much cheaper than most other brands. We used some last weekend on a goat that cut its leg, worked like a charm. They used to have Mike's picture on the box, you can find it on their site under "Other Products"

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The_Gibbon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to know what the medical license says, as opposed to the medical school diplomas. Impersonating a Physician is a serious crime.

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The_Gibbon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure there's already been settled court cases about this, because it was required to register to receive federal student financial aid. I actually never registered, I was in basic when I was 17.

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The_Gibbon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't tighten the leg straps down far enough to actually hold on his spaghetti leg! I don't think any of them have plates, and Tubby X next to the Big Boss looks like she just showed up because she heard there was a free buffet afterwards.

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The_Gibbon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peak Clown World

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The_Gibbon 1 point ago +1 / -0

The key phrase is "after the expiration of his term". That might (hopefully) come back to bite them in the ass.

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The_Gibbon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd look like the zombies from "World War Z" trying to climb over that fence!

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The_Gibbon 10 points ago +10 / -0

You do know that they don't actually make noise, right?

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The_Gibbon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh that is just the best thing I've read all day! Do we get the psyops helos like in Apocalypse, Now?

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The_Gibbon 1 point ago +1 / -0

It either took 4 imbeciles to defecate that into a PC, or it was just one imbecile with 4 personalities.

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The_Gibbon 2 points ago +2 / -0

There used to be a documentary about how fax machines contributed to and accelerated the fall of the Soviet Union. Might still be around in some dark corner of the net.

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The_Gibbon 11 points ago +11 / -0

That was true until all telco traffic went digital/VoIP. I'd bet that almost all "faxes" are sent via the internet now, I haven't had a landline in 20 years, no other way to send a fax. Actually a lot of courts have gone to secure PDF's, at least they have a password. A fax signal is trivial to intercept and view.

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The_Gibbon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fox says what? Don't care! Too many other outlets stepped up to meet market demand, and are doing a far better job than Fux ever did.

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The_Gibbon 0 points ago +2 / -2

Some states are "at will", meaning they can fire you for any reason, or no reason.

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