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The_New_Pope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instructions unclear, I have a penis pump on with a crack/meth pipe protruding and an underage hooker pissing on my MacBook Pro...please advise.

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The_New_Pope 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're going to attack his posture, just you wait.

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The_New_Pope 0 points ago +2 / -2

So can Q come out now without being beaten to a pulp?

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The_New_Pope 16 points ago +16 / -0

Was getting my hair cut today in MD and Biden's laptop was what we, 3 barbers and 7 customers, were talking about. I've been going to this barbershop for 20 years and we never talk politics. This is huge.

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The_New_Pope 19 points ago +20 / -1

Obama looks like a damn mummy lately; guilt, stress and anxiety really ages a guy.

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The_New_Pope 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was using Macbooks and iPhones so all that multi-device syncing and backup is pretty much automatic. That's my guess.

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The_New_Pope 5 points ago +5 / -0

FEC violations are obvious, will the simps we call Republicans start the inquiries?

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The_New_Pope 14 points ago +14 / -0

Looks like someone FBI proofed Hillary's emails too. Hopefully they show more than just the standard aw shucks fuckery .

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The_New_Pope 28 points ago +28 / -0

I am too. Already taking a half day off work just in case the line is long.

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The_New_Pope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that leak from the Capitol pharmacy that revealed Alzheimers medications were being prescribed to several Congressmen.

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The_New_Pope 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cory Booker (D - NUTS)

That killed me.

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The_New_Pope 3 points ago +3 / -0

POTUS: "Next they'll come for George Washington"

MSM: "So you won't disavow white supremacy!!!"

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The_New_Pope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are they all so fucking dense? Is their party so affirmative action that they constantly favor the most unqualified for their highest offices?

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The_New_Pope 7 points ago +7 / -0

Met him in person and he isn't effeminate at all, but he does have that typical gay positivity.

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The_New_Pope 54 points ago +54 / -0

"I am so sorry this is happening to you."

That is just beautiful.

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