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The_Senate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just sent this to my Marxist friend. He's gonna be triggered. I can't wait, lol.

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The_Senate 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's like when people want statues of monkeys or gorillas removed because they say it mocks black people. I'm like, "wtf? Why are you associating these things with black people? Who looks at a statue of a gorilla and thinks racism?" A racist. That's who.

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The_Senate 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bet she chews with her mouth open.

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The_Senate 2 points ago +3 / -1

When you want to hunt squirrel but still challenge yourself.

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The_Senate 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've spent so much time trying to get him to swallow the red pill that I think he ended up swallowing the entire bottle. He obviously still has some stuck in his throat but they'll go down eventually.

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