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The_Viking_Squatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, I have had symptomatic, covid positive women spitting in my mouth and I'm still yet to catch the Chinese virus. I don't know what more I can do to catch the damn thing.

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The_Viking_Squatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man it's shit like this that makes me happy I live in a rural county stuck in the past.

I have A local grocer in my home town of ~300. There's another local grocer in the small town of ~300 at the opposite end of the county. No big box stores. No Walmarts, no food cities, no big name anything apart from dollar generals.

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The_Viking_Squatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing says inclusive like send Cubans back to Cuba.

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The_Viking_Squatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not even a hint of principals. It's funny though, I fucked her a few months back and she told me that between her dad, myself, the peace and her taxes she's probably voting Trump. She doesn't even have principals in hating Trump, ha!

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The_Viking_Squatch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Flashback to 2016. I was dating a wine-o never trumper at the time and she always had me picking it up after work. A couple weeks after GEOTUS had won she asked me to get her some wine. When I came back with 2 arms full of Trump wine she flipped out asking how I expected her to "drink that racist's piss water". I laughed and told her to go buy her own if she was so opposed to it.

Bitch drank every drop. Of every bottle.

Real talk though, as a non-drinker, I wish Trump had his own brand of cannabis and concentrates. I'd be all over that shit.

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The_Viking_Squatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

MOST TRANSPARENT PRESIDENCY IN HISTORY!

It's something I think gets over looked at times, but is one of his greatest qualities. Everyone knows what President Trump and his office are doing. He doesn't try to hide his intentions for the executive branch, and the fed as a whole. It's honestly such a breath of fresh air to see your President working for you as he's doing it. Showing you, almost in real time, how he's keeping the promises he made to the American people.

PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT!!

President Trump has set the precedent for transparency in office. We should demand this in every elected official.

God bless you and yours, Mr President.

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The_Viking_Squatch 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's a piece of shit muslim from a shit hole african country. What do you expect?

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The_Viking_Squatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see dinovite commercials are across the whole nation's talk radio

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The_Viking_Squatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are, and as a WV 'pede I'm trying to stop it for 1 reason alone. Robert C. Byrd is exactly who I point to when some dumb ass pushes the party switch bullshit. He is the perfect example of how the racist democrats didn't go anywhere. There's been a push to remove his name from some of the hospitals, schools, and roads across the state.

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The_Viking_Squatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see your rationale now. I was honestly just curious as to what it was. The more you know, ya know?

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The_Viking_Squatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wouldn't you want Glock mags for your PCC? They're tried and true mags and there's a billion of them.

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The_Viking_Squatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is sad that we will never see a POTUS as charismatic and commanding after Trump. He's comical and light hearted, while still looking strong and in control.