If he was dead, they would just cart his stuffed corpse around on a hand truck and have a ventriloquist accompany it, and the media would completely ignore it. Look at Diane Feinstein, her aides tell her how to vote now because she doesn’t know what planets she’s on, and no bleating from the media about a “Constitutional crisis”, or anything like that!
If Fetterman did pass, they wouldn’t even bother to get a body double because they wouldn’t even need to; the traitors in the media have everything taken care of for them.
The US military gets more laughable each day, I swear. I know, I know, they’re out there putting their asses on the line fighting for muh freedoms, just like they did when they waged a 20+ year, 2+ trillion dollar war fighting to save the world from Saddam Hussein. Gee, thanks US Armed Forces, if it wasn’t for your sacrifice, we’d all be speaking Iraqi by now or something.
Haha, good. Fuck them! Remember when they wrote jokes about you on their late night comedy shows, calling you an idiot and a racist for being concerned over the impact that unchecked illegal immigration could have on your jobs and your communities? Well, it looks like they are the ones out of a job now.
Hey, ChatGPT, write me a joke about a bunch of out of work writers living in their cars!
It really took some 1984 levels of doublethink to believe that a deadly pandemic was raging and that everyone needed to hide in their houses while simultaneously believing that staging orgies of violence in the streets of every major American city daily, for weeks on end, to protest the death of St. George, was acceptable and even necessary.
I guess that’s why we called it the scamdemic.
Well, of course. The “indictments” have no legal basis and are nothing more than a political weapon wielded up by the illegitimate executive, his equally illegitimate administration, and all of their corrupt cohorts in state and local governments. Each false accusation levied by such vile and corrupt people could be nothing other than another badge of honor for the virtuous. Therefore, each fabricated indictment bolsters Trump’s support, because they are further assertions that the election was indeed rigged.
Now, if the ones fabricating the indictments had even the slightest shred of integrity, it might be a different story. But, as we know, the ones who conjured these indictments out of thin air are nothing more than corrupted liars, criminals, and scumbags, so any censure by them is undoubtedly a good thing.
That’s why I hope the writers strike goes on forever and they all fucking starve. They called you racist when you wanted to protect your livelihood from illegal aliens who make pennies on the dollar, they wrote jokes about you in their little late night comedy shows, but look at them now. One of the studio execs supposedly said something about making them all homeless, and I hope they are all homeless by the time this is over. They were all laughing at the destruction of blue collar America, so fuck them.
Pearl Jam are music legends for being the pioneers of butt rock! Without Pearl Jam, there’d be no Nickleback, no Hinder, no Seether; the music scene of the early 2000s just wouldn’t have been the same without PJ’s pioneering in the mid-late 90s, that’s for sure.
Keep (butt) rocking on, Pearl Jam!
We helped plan the “insurrection”, did we? Well, we must be pretty lousy insurrection planners then. None of the “gun nuts” brought guns to the “insurrection” - quite the oversight, isn’t it? I guess that we were planning on using our martial arts skills to overthrow the government? And silly us, seems we brought our fists to a gun fight - the bloody corpse of Ashlii Babbitt can attest to that.
Shitty take. The infant is not an extension of those deranged parents, but rather an innocent baby that would be mutilated in the most terrible of ways. Any parent who thinks to mutilate their children’s genitals, including the lacerating of a male child’s foreskin, should be put to death.
Unpopular take here, but I think she’s a hero, and the fucks she defrauded are mostly rich, elitist scum anyway. The media does this every time, they vilify someone who stole from their own, just like they did with Bernie Madoff, and all the blue collar dumbasses are ready to take up the cause, as if this could have happened to them, lol. Shit, no one could find Ukraine on a map 18 months ago, now it’s all about Operation Ukraini Freedom.
Elizabeth Holmes wasn’t bilking little old ladies out of their retirement incomes like any run of the mill CEO would, she sold a too good to be true medical testing process to a bunch of wealthy morons and simps that were admiring how sis was killing it; what, 26 years old and CEO of a multibillion startup - girl power, amirite?
I hope that she has an easy time in prison, and she’s out in a year or two on good behavior. Maybe while she’s in there, she cooks up another scheme to separate ultra-wealthy leftist idiots from their money.
Thank you to all the long deceased veterans who fought for my freedom in the 18th century, and for those who died expanding and defending the territory of the United States in the 19th century and ensuring prosperity for future generations.
That’s precisely why I have trouble supporting muh veterans. It’s like, I’m sorry that you got all fucked up in Iraq making the Bush’s and the Cheneys, and all of their friends, even wealthier, but what’s that got to do with me?