It's a good story but John Ross must have been jerking off half the time he was writing it. I read it several years ago and I lost count of how many unnecessary sex scenes there were.
Abandon God and you'll make a religion of anything.
30-year old shrooger needs to be the new -oomer.
Oh God I'm gonna- ah! I'm gonna SHROOG!!! OH GOD I'M SHROOGING AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
The difference is they don't pretend otherwise over there.