So it's like down syndrome? That actually makes sense.

If he were white that burglary charge would have been upgraded to a home invasion.

Fairly elected officials don't need military protection to install themselves into office.

Yup, I also like pointing out that most of the people screaming for gun control the loudest are rich white people. What's up with that?

The people are screaming "fuck gavin" from the rooftops. I don't think they care if he knows their names.

What a fucking legend.

I love this picture because it perfectly encapsulates the ignorance of these people. Cardboard CAN be used in gardens as a moisture barrier; when placed on TOP of the soil. I almost wish the Chad would have lasted a little longer so we could see this failure unfold completely.

I think they kind of did. Part of the reason the first amendment guarantees freedom of religious choice is because they didn't want the government choosing a belief structure for the people. They also didn't want any one religion to be endorsed by the government because the founding fathers held a wide variety of beliefs amongst themselves.

Merriam Webster is straight trash. They use words inside their own definitions. They can't even adhere to one of the only rules regarding definitions.

I love pointing this out to them.

I feel like this is an insult to Petunia.

That's because it's literally Petunia from Futurama.

It's satire. It's probably considered Fair Use.

Nevermind, I just noticed the date.

I thought Andrew Doyle was banned from using this account; is he back at it or is this old?

I kinda hope she wins and sets precedence for every company that bent the knee to cancel culture to get sued into oblivion.

I wonder what it's carbon footprint looks like.

I stopped reading after military grade firepower. Just another rube that probably thinks AR = assault rifle.

High is right. These writers are so high they're not even on earth anymore.

I guess that's one way to lower the crime rate.

"You are putting me in a position where I have to ask, ‘Is this the sort of person that I can trust to teach medical students, residents, and forensic psychiatry fellows?"

Hilariously enough you could probably apply this to everyone at Yale.

I don't think you can call a 16 year old game that still has people pumping money into it struggling by any approximation. Now if you're talking about Blizzard as a whole entity; then yes.

Because hand guns actually kill more people than rifles. So obviously they have to attack rifles and rifle owners.

Held until police arrived? If you slashed my son they'd be picking up a corpse.

How many more people have to die from heart disease before we stop eating sugar and fat in unnecessary quantities?