2
Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Life is comedy for those who think, and tragedy for those who feel." -Horace Walpole

2
Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once again following in Trump's footsteps.

3
Thoborius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so glad they did this wonderful report to let me know the satirical website known as Babylon Bee publishes articles considered satire.

8
Thoborius 8 points ago +8 / -0

If anyone is interested in applying to spotify now's the time; because it looks like they're about to have some openings.

8
Thoborius 8 points ago +9 / -1

Dude went in for a Russian suplex and turned it into a choke slam.

1
Thoborius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been contacted, seven agents are currently examining the web site, while five other agents are checking the Boy Scout handbook to verify if "knots" exist.

3
Thoborius 3 points ago +3 / -0

If your jeans have zippers anywhere other than the fly, you might be a soy boy.

11
Thoborius 11 points ago +22 / -11

Tim Tebow didn't get cancelled for being Christian, he got cancelled for not realizing that he wasn't meant to be a QB in the NFL. The man didn't even know how to properly throw a ball until after college.

33
Thoborius 33 points ago +33 / -0

Then it's inescapable everybody back to your normal lives.

4
Thoborius 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Let's go to the least affected country and force our vaccine on them just in case it doesn't work."

  • Bill Gates probably
2
Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They cancelled the siege because (and you're going to love this) they're afraid Trump might do something to them. Aahahahahahaha.

3
Thoborius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden didn't say that. He's still sleeping and hasn't even heard about RBG's death yet.

2
Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's one guy posting them all, it might not even be a "thing."

183
Thoborius 183 points ago +185 / -2

"The point isn't across until we cross the point." This is the smartest thing this man has ever said.

32
Thoborius 32 points ago +32 / -0

Shit, I thought that was Sarah Silverman.

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›