A Biden staffer? I'm surprised muslim is even on that list.

"Life is comedy for those who think, and tragedy for those who feel." -Horace Walpole

That's one of the only funny skits that show has produced in years.

Once again following in Trump's footsteps.

It's funny because it's true.

I'm so glad they did this wonderful report to let me know the satirical website known as Babylon Bee publishes articles considered satire.

That verdict was given by the judge overseeing Rachel Maddows case, not Tuckers.

If anyone is interested in applying to spotify now's the time; because it looks like they're about to have some openings.

Dude went in for a Russian suplex and turned it into a choke slam.

They've been contacted, seven agents are currently examining the web site, while five other agents are checking the Boy Scout handbook to verify if "knots" exist.

How many twitter pedes do we have? They should see if they can get "I like Mike" trending.

I get called white more than minority.

If your jeans have zippers anywhere other than the fly, you might be a soy boy.

That would be more like Kirby. Trump is more like Pac-Man, just chomping enemies whole. No need to chew, they're all soft anyway.

Tim Tebow didn't get cancelled for being Christian, he got cancelled for not realizing that he wasn't meant to be a QB in the NFL. The man didn't even know how to properly throw a ball until after college.

Then it's inescapable everybody back to your normal lives.

"Let's go to the least affected country and force our vaccine on them just in case it doesn't work."

• Bill Gates probably

They cancelled the siege because (and you're going to love this) they're afraid Trump might do something to them. Aahahahahahaha.

Biden didn't say that. He's still sleeping and hasn't even heard about RBG's death yet.

Thank you.

Do you know the name of this artist?

It's one guy posting them all, it might not even be a "thing."

"The point isn't across until we cross the point." This is the smartest thing this man has ever said.

Shit, I thought that was Sarah Silverman.

But muh mask!