Just needed to vent about the sheer absurdity of the lefts ideas, and wish for the beauty of our ideas to be realized.
Border Control: Left) Border control is racist Right) Drug cartels smuggle humans, drugs, and criminals. Illegal immigrants drive wages of legal citizens down. Illegal immigrants have high crime rates. Walls work.
China: Left) What's China? I just want to use TikTok Right) China is an authoritarian genocidal regime, bent on global domination. They buy our politicians, steal our products, ship us dangerous drugs, and use harmful propaganda on us. Oh and they gave us the China virus.
China Virus: Left) Do everything Dr. Fauci says or you're trying to kill grandma and are a dumb bigot who doesn't deserve the vaccine. Also, calling it the China virus is racist. I hate you Right) Dr Fauci is wrong all the time and is following a political agenda not science. Globalists are using this flu bug to destroy our freedom and install a permanent slave class, and they're using useful idiots like you to do it. The virus has a 99.98% survival rate.
Racism: Left) Racism is the only sin. All conservatives are racist. We have to combat racism against blacks with "anti-racism". We need diversity of skin color in every occupation, and will need to crush whites to lift blacks out of their misery. Defund the police. Right) We should judge all men by the content of their character, not their looks. There were 600,000 slaves, and 600,000 men died in the war that freed them, there's your reparations. Handouts and the destruction of the nuclear family harm and enslave people, lets just give them freedom and preserve law and order.
Family: Left) Overrated. Everyone should have permiscuous sex and get free abortions. Women should be wage slaves to big corporations and serve in the military if they're pregnant; staying safe at home is sexist. Men are women and women are men, and if you disagree we will consider locking you up in jail. Women should be given jobs they're unqualified for by virtue of having a vagina. Right) Families are the building block of our nation. We should protect it and give them freedom to live healthy and meaningful lives. Men are men, and women are women, its beautiful and complimentary; anything else leads to chaos and harm.
Environment: Left) The world is (probably) ending in 10 years. You need to vote for democrats and let the government make all decisions for you or we will all burn (or freeze). If you don't do that you're a science denier and a threat to humanity. Right) You said that 10 years ago. Everything you use is oil-based, if you really believed it you wouldn't use them. Climate change is being used by the rich and powerful to gain more riches and power at the expense of our liberty.
America: Left) Racist, bigoted, misogynistic, patriarchy, racist, colonialist, evil, greedy, worst country in the world. And especially racist Right) A beacon of light to the world. One of the first nations to free the slaves. One of the first nations to mandate freedom of belief and democracy. The nation that has done more good for the world than any other. The foundation is great, we must punish the corruption of our government, or something far worse will take its place as global hedgemony.
You might be a lefty if you fly around the world on a private jet lecturing citizens on climate change and preaching a return to the stone age.
You might be a lefty if you don't care that your elected officials just passed a 2 trillion dollar China virus bill that spends only 9% on China virus relief.
You might be a lefty if you are fine with radical domestic terrorism as long as the terrorists hate the country, but if they love the country you would consider drone striking them.
You might be a lefty if you think that the government cannot get too big, cannot spend too much, and should dominate every aspect of your life; so long as they champion mass abortion and degeneracy. If they try to conserve the nation, then they are worse than Hitler and should be killed.
You might be a lefty if you think wearing a diaper on your face is the pinnacle of virtue and wisdom. If you wear the diaper, you are free to do all manner of evil, because wearing the diaper is the most important thing anyone could ever do.
You might be a lefty if you've considered shoveling your fellow citizens into enlightenment camps if they don't wear the face diaper. You do not see the irony in this.
You might be a lefty if you are more concerned about perceived prejudice in America, rather than ethnic cleansing in the most tyrannical regime the world has ever seen, Chy-na.
You might be a lefty if you think that elections can only be stolen if the person you hate wins, but if the person you like wins then it must have been the cleanest and most perfect election in history; and if you even ask a question about it you're a domestic terrorist and a threat to our democracy. You would likewise consider re-education camps for those that question election results.
You might be a lefty if, when confronted with conflicting facts or data, rather than changing your opinion, you get extremely mad and double down on retardation.
You might be a lefty if you hate Don Jr. because he talks fast, but are okay with Hunter Biden raping little kids and doing crack while taking bribes from said genocidal China.
You might be a lefty if your brain has been taken out of your head, replaced with a script from the CIA/FBI, and you think that anyone with a brain should be taken to a re-education camp.
Any observations guys?
The right of free speech? "Yes but not hate speech" The right to life? "No not that one" The right to bear arms? "No that's violent" The right to move freely? "No not that one, you must comply with our safety guidelines bigot" Freedom of religion? "Yes but you can't spread your beliefs or live them out really. I long for the day when there is a one world religion." To pursue life, liberty, and happiness? "No the European virus is more important. We must obey the state." So basically you support the right to be a democrat? npc frown
